If a chicken and a half, lays a egg in a half, in a day an a half...?!
Question: If a chicken and a half, lays a egg in a half, in a day an a half!.!.!.!?
How long will it take a grasshopper with a wood leg to kick the seeds out of a pickle!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Ice cream don't have bones!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
about the same as if an emu and a half kicked down a dunny and a half ,and the time it took for a bat to eat a grass hopper with a wooden leg!.
ps bats like grasshoppers with wooden legs because of the built in tooth picks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ps bats like grasshoppers with wooden legs because of the built in tooth picks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
if a ship is going down main street and loses its right wing, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse!?
none, cuz ice cream don't got bones and animal crackers don't cry cuz if they did, they'd get soggy!.
but they do cry!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
none, cuz ice cream don't got bones and animal crackers don't cry cuz if they did, they'd get soggy!.
but they do cry!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
No, my friend, I think the question is how many hours will it take for a group of deformed bananas to eat a tree of gummi monkeys!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
what does the half chicken egg have to do with a grasshopper removing a pickle seed!? the grasshopper would take a whole day!Www@Enter-QA@Com
the same time the dog runs to the drug store to get nails for the ice cream cone and back to the their neighbors car!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yellow cucumbers with purple scarves eating vanilla pineconesWww@Enter-QA@Com
Approximately 4!.191857190487 days!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
as many times it takes to cover your house in pancakes and omlets!Www@Enter-QA@Com
what does a grasshopper have anything to do with chickens and halves!?
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I'd have thought it was obvious!. The snake was on stilts! Www@Enter-QA@Com
XD what!?!!?! ha you made my day x]
&& i dunno!Www@Enter-QA@Com
&& i dunno!Www@Enter-QA@Com