Joke Have you heard about the Polish divorce?!
Question: Joke Have you heard about the Polish divorce!?
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl!. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him!.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
L: Have you any grounds!?
P: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home!.
L: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case!?
P: It made of concrete!.
L: I don't think you understand!. Do either of you have a real grudge!?
P: No, we have carport, and not need one!.
L: I mean!. What are your relations like!?
P: All my relations still in Poland
L: Is there any infidelity in your marriage!?
P: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player!.
L: Does your wife beat you up!?
P: No, I always up before her !.
L: Is your wife a nagger!?
P: No, she white!.
L: Why do you want this divorce!?
P: She going to kill me!.
L: What makes you think that!?
P: I got proof!.
L: What kind of proof!?
P: She going to poison me!. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on
Shelf in bathroom!.
I can read, and it say: 'Polish Remover'
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The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
L: Have you any grounds!?
P: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home!.
L: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case!?
P: It made of concrete!.
L: I don't think you understand!. Do either of you have a real grudge!?
P: No, we have carport, and not need one!.
L: I mean!. What are your relations like!?
P: All my relations still in Poland
L: Is there any infidelity in your marriage!?
P: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player!.
L: Does your wife beat you up!?
P: No, I always up before her !.
L: Is your wife a nagger!?
P: No, she white!.
L: Why do you want this divorce!?
P: She going to kill me!.
L: What makes you think that!?
P: I got proof!.
L: What kind of proof!?
P: She going to poison me!. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on
Shelf in bathroom!.
I can read, and it say: 'Polish Remover'
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hahaha!!
Loved it!
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Loved it!
Thanks!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oldie but a goodie Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh, this is good! I have heard many Polish jokes over the years, but none quite like this!Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Ohhh groan"
he says as he laughs out loud!.!.
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he says as he laughs out loud!.!.
;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Old, but still funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
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Old one
yet funny
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yet funny
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lol!!!!!!!
Love it!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Love it!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
good joke!.!.!. first joke that made me laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
<groan> Now I need to go find some alka seltzer!. LOL ThanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
chuckleWww@Enter-QA@Com
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i have heard this one before!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
another one for the books of knowledgeWww@Enter-QA@Com
That's funny!.!.!.a good lead in to!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!.!.that's a good one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
What a nice little chuckle!. Thanks!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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