The Bachelor Diet ?!

The Bachelor Diet

Monday

Breakfast - Who can eat Breakfast on a Monday!? Swallow
some toothpaste while brushing your teeth
Lunch - Send your secretary out for six "gutbombers"
- those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but
now cost sixty five cents!. also order French fries, a
bowl of chilli, a soft drink and have her stop on the
way back for a family size bottle of maalox!.
Afternoon Snack - Drink the maalox
Dinner - Six pack of beer and Kentucky fried chicken
three-piece Dinner, don't eat the coleslaw!.


Tuesday

Breakfast - Eat the coleslaw
Lunch - Go to the office vending machine and put ninety
five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat
whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea!.
Dinner - Four tacos and a pitcher of Sangria at El Flasho's!.


Wednesday

Breakfast - Jaws couldn't eat Breakfast after a night at
El Flasho's
Lunch - Rolaids and a coke
Dinner - Drop in at a married friends house and beg for
scraps


Thursday

Breakfast - Order out for pizza
Lunch - Your secretary is out sick, check Mondays gutbomber
sack forleftovers!.
Dinner - Go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get
hungry ask the bartender for olives!.


Friday

Breakfast - Eggs, sausage, and an English muffin at McDonalds!.
Eat the Styrofoam plate and leave the food!. It tastes better
and it's better for you!.
Lunch - Skip Lunch, Fridays are murder
Dinner - Steak, well-done, baked potato, and asparagus!. Don't
eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus!.


Saturday

Breakfast - Sleep through it!.
Lunch - Ditto
Dinner - Steak, Well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts!.
Dont eat the Brussel Sprouts!. Take them home and plant them
in a hanging basket!.


Sunday

Breakfast - Three Bloody Marys and half a Twinkie!.
Lunch - Eat Lunch!? Waste a good buzz!? Dont eat Lunch!.
Dinner - Chicken noodle soup - Call your mom and ask her about
renting your old room!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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