10 Reasons Not To Jog?!
Question: 10 Reasons Not To Jog!?
1!. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60!. She's 97 now & we don't know where the heck she is!.
2!. The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again!.
3!. I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks!. Haven't lost a pound!. Apparently you have to show up!.
4!. I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing!.
5!. I don't exercise at all!. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body!.
6!. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me!.
7!. I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them!.
8!. The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier!.
9!. If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country!.
10!. I don't jog!. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
2!. The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again!.
3!. I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks!. Haven't lost a pound!. Apparently you have to show up!.
4!. I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing!.
5!. I don't exercise at all!. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body!.
6!. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me!.
7!. I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them!.
8!. The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier!.
9!. If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country!.
10!. I don't jog!. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
When you jog, you increase the chance
- that a plane will crash land on you
- that a parachuter with a faulty parachute will fall on you
- that a truck will hit you
- that a meteor would hit you
- that a group of bank robbers will run past you and the police will mistake you for one of them and shoot you
- of being struck by lightning
- of falling into a drain and get washed away
- of falling into a river and get washed away
- of falling into the ocean and get washed awayWww@Enter-QA@Com
- that a plane will crash land on you
- that a parachuter with a faulty parachute will fall on you
- that a truck will hit you
- that a meteor would hit you
- that a group of bank robbers will run past you and the police will mistake you for one of them and shoot you
- of being struck by lightning
- of falling into a drain and get washed away
- of falling into a river and get washed away
- of falling into the ocean and get washed awayWww@Enter-QA@Com
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