Jokes for everyone. they are very good . worth reading?!
Question: Jokes for everyone!. they are very good !. worth reading!?
Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants!.
Servant: It's already raining!.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go!. ________________________________________!.!.!.
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
What will come first, Chicken or egg!?
O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first!.
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match!. All were busy writing except one Sardarji!.
He wrote 'DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!'
______________________________________!.!.!.
A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce!.
Judge asked: How'll U divide your kids, U'VE 3 children!?
Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR
______________________________________!.!.!. A Teacher lecturing on population:
'In Indi a after every 10 secs a women gives birth to a kid!. '
A Sardar stands up- 'We must find & stop her!!. '
______________________________________!.!.!.
A man: 'Sardarji, tell me, why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in the evening not in the morning!?'
Sardarji: ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''!.
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed!.
His wife asked what you are doing!.
He said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping!.
Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it!?
Guess what!.!.!.
To avoid side effects!!! ________________________________________!.!.!.
Man: Sardarji where were U born!?
Sardarji: Punjab !.
Man: Which part!?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar'!.
Lawyer to Sardar: 'Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke!.!.!.!.!.!. '
Sardar :'Yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya!. Ab fir gita pe haath!!'
______________________________________!.!.!.
A Sardar saw a beautiful girl!.!.!. He went and kissed her!.!.!.!.
Girl said- 'What R U doing!.!.!.!?'
Sardar replied- ' B!.COM from Khalsa college, Chandigar'
A sardar was drawing money from ATM,
The sardar behind him in the line said, 'Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password!. Its 4 asterisks (****)!. '
The first sardar replies, 'Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1258'
______________________________________!.!.!.
Q:) How do U recognize a sardar in school or College!?!?!?
A:) They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases the blackboard!.!.!. BOLO tarara!!
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Servant: It's already raining!.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go!. ________________________________________!.!.!.
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
What will come first, Chicken or egg!?
O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first!.
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match!. All were busy writing except one Sardarji!.
He wrote 'DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!'
______________________________________!.!.!.
A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce!.
Judge asked: How'll U divide your kids, U'VE 3 children!?
Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR
______________________________________!.!.!. A Teacher lecturing on population:
'In Indi a after every 10 secs a women gives birth to a kid!. '
A Sardar stands up- 'We must find & stop her!!. '
______________________________________!.!.!.
A man: 'Sardarji, tell me, why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in the evening not in the morning!?'
Sardarji: ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''!.
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed!.
His wife asked what you are doing!.
He said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping!.
Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it!?
Guess what!.!.!.
To avoid side effects!!! ________________________________________!.!.!.
Man: Sardarji where were U born!?
Sardarji: Punjab !.
Man: Which part!?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar'!.
Lawyer to Sardar: 'Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke!.!.!.!.!.!. '
Sardar :'Yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya!. Ab fir gita pe haath!!'
______________________________________!.!.!.
A Sardar saw a beautiful girl!.!.!. He went and kissed her!.!.!.!.
Girl said- 'What R U doing!.!.!.!?'
Sardar replied- ' B!.COM from Khalsa college, Chandigar'
A sardar was drawing money from ATM,
The sardar behind him in the line said, 'Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password!. Its 4 asterisks (****)!. '
The first sardar replies, 'Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1258'
______________________________________!.!.!.
Q:) How do U recognize a sardar in school or College!?!?!?
A:) They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases the blackboard!.!.!. BOLO tarara!!
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Answers:
hahaha!.!. it's so hilarious!.!.!.! i also love the ATM ones!.!. also this one: "Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed!.
His wife asked what you are doing!.
He said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping!."
hahaha!.!. thx 4 sharing!.!.!.^^
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His wife asked what you are doing!.
He said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping!."
hahaha!.!. thx 4 sharing!.!.!.^^
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Lol!. Thank you for brightening my evening!.
Especially:
" A sardar was drawing money from ATM,
The sardar behind him in the line said, 'Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password!. Its 4 asterisks (****)!. '
The first sardar replies, 'Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1258' "
Very nice =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
Especially:
" A sardar was drawing money from ATM,
The sardar behind him in the line said, 'Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password!. Its 4 asterisks (****)!. '
The first sardar replies, 'Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1258' "
Very nice =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
The divorce one is the only one that made me laugh, with the horrible grammar and constant use of the word "sadar" you ruined the jokes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yeah I liked the ATM one too!. But you need to learn how to spell!.!.!.
*And it's early morning here!*Www@Enter-QA@Com
*And it's early morning here!*Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahah! youre rite! these jokes ARE very good! lol!.!.!.
but the one that made me actually LOL and not just smile was this one!.!.!.
A sardar was drawing money from ATM,
The sardar behind him in the line said, 'Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password!. Its 4 asterisks (****)!. '
The first sardar replies, 'Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1258'
lol! funny!
good jokes! a star 4 you!
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but the one that made me actually LOL and not just smile was this one!.!.!.
A sardar was drawing money from ATM,
The sardar behind him in the line said, 'Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password!. Its 4 asterisks (****)!. '
The first sardar replies, 'Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1258'
lol! funny!
good jokes! a star 4 you!
=DWww@Enter-QA@Com
hey i love this joke about the ATM!.!.!.
Little Johnny watched as his mother applied cream on her face!.
"What are you doing mommy!?", enquired Little Johnny
"Applying mask so as to beautify myself", came back the reply from Mummy!.
After sometimes, she started taking out the cream by a piece of towel!.
Little Johnny, quickly said, "What happened, giving up!!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Little Johnny watched as his mother applied cream on her face!.
"What are you doing mommy!?", enquired Little Johnny
"Applying mask so as to beautify myself", came back the reply from Mummy!.
After sometimes, she started taking out the cream by a piece of towel!.
Little Johnny, quickly said, "What happened, giving up!!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com