Joke> Don't you think that older men know how to play golf?!
Question: Joke> Don't you think that older men know how to play golf!?
A father, son, and grandson went to the country club for their weekly round
of golf!. Just as they reached the first tee, a beautiful young blonde woman
carrying her bag of clubs approached them!.
She explained that the member who brought her to the club for a round of
golf had an emergency that called him away and asked the trio whether she
can join them!. Naturally, the guys all agreed!. Smiling, the blonde thanked
them and said, "Look, fellows, I work in a topless bar as a dancer, so
nothing shocks me anymore!. If any of you wants to smoke cigars, have a beer,
bet, swear or tell off-color stories or do anything that you normally do
when playing a round together, go ahead!. But I enjoy playing golf, consider
myself pretty good at it, so don't try to coach me on how to play my shots!."
With that the guys agreed to relax and invited her to drive first!.
All eyes were fastened on her shapely behind as she bent to place her ball
on the tee!. She then took her driver and hit the ball 270 yards down the
middle, right in front of the green!. The father's mouth was agape!. "That was
beautiful," he said!. The blonde put her driver away and said, "I really
didn't get into it, and I have faded it a little!." After the three guys hit
their drives and their second shots, the blonde took out a nine iron and
lofted the ball within five feet of the hole!. (She was closest to the pin!.)
The son said, "Darn, Lady, you played that perfectly!." The blonde frowned
and said, "It was a little weak!. I've left a tricky little putt!." Then she
tapped in the five-footer for a birdie!.
Having the honors, she drove first on the second hole and knocked the hell
out of the ball, and it landed nearly 300 yards away smack in the middle of
the fairway!. For the rest of the round the statuesque blonde continued to
amaze the guys, quietly and methodically shooting for par or less on every
hole!.
When they arrived at the 18th green, the blonde was three under par, and has
a very nasty 12-foot putt on an undulating green for a par!. She turned to
the three guys and said, "I really want to thank you all for not acting like
a bunch of chauvinists and telling me what club to use or how to play a
shot, but I need this putt for a 69 and I'd really like to break 70 on this
course!. If any one of you can tell me how to make par on this hole, I'll
take him back to my apartment, pour some
25-year-old Royal Salute Scotch in him, fix him dinner and then show him a
good time the rest of the night!.
The yuppie son jumped at the thought!. He strolled across the green,
carefully eying the line of the putt and finally said, "Honey, aim about
6 inches to the right of the hole and hit it firm!. It will get over that
little hump and break right into the cup!.
The father knelt down and sighted the putt using his putter as a plumb!.
Don't listen to the kid, Darlin', you want to hit it softly 10 inches to the
right and run it left down that little hogback, so it falls into the cup!.
The gray-haired grandfather walked over to the blonde's ball, picked it up
and handed it to her and said, "That's a gimme, Sweetheart!. Your car or
mine!?"
OLD AGE WILL TRIUMPH OVER YOUTH AND SKILL EVERY TIME!.
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of golf!. Just as they reached the first tee, a beautiful young blonde woman
carrying her bag of clubs approached them!.
She explained that the member who brought her to the club for a round of
golf had an emergency that called him away and asked the trio whether she
can join them!. Naturally, the guys all agreed!. Smiling, the blonde thanked
them and said, "Look, fellows, I work in a topless bar as a dancer, so
nothing shocks me anymore!. If any of you wants to smoke cigars, have a beer,
bet, swear or tell off-color stories or do anything that you normally do
when playing a round together, go ahead!. But I enjoy playing golf, consider
myself pretty good at it, so don't try to coach me on how to play my shots!."
With that the guys agreed to relax and invited her to drive first!.
All eyes were fastened on her shapely behind as she bent to place her ball
on the tee!. She then took her driver and hit the ball 270 yards down the
middle, right in front of the green!. The father's mouth was agape!. "That was
beautiful," he said!. The blonde put her driver away and said, "I really
didn't get into it, and I have faded it a little!." After the three guys hit
their drives and their second shots, the blonde took out a nine iron and
lofted the ball within five feet of the hole!. (She was closest to the pin!.)
The son said, "Darn, Lady, you played that perfectly!." The blonde frowned
and said, "It was a little weak!. I've left a tricky little putt!." Then she
tapped in the five-footer for a birdie!.
Having the honors, she drove first on the second hole and knocked the hell
out of the ball, and it landed nearly 300 yards away smack in the middle of
the fairway!. For the rest of the round the statuesque blonde continued to
amaze the guys, quietly and methodically shooting for par or less on every
hole!.
When they arrived at the 18th green, the blonde was three under par, and has
a very nasty 12-foot putt on an undulating green for a par!. She turned to
the three guys and said, "I really want to thank you all for not acting like
a bunch of chauvinists and telling me what club to use or how to play a
shot, but I need this putt for a 69 and I'd really like to break 70 on this
course!. If any one of you can tell me how to make par on this hole, I'll
take him back to my apartment, pour some
25-year-old Royal Salute Scotch in him, fix him dinner and then show him a
good time the rest of the night!.
The yuppie son jumped at the thought!. He strolled across the green,
carefully eying the line of the putt and finally said, "Honey, aim about
6 inches to the right of the hole and hit it firm!. It will get over that
little hump and break right into the cup!.
The father knelt down and sighted the putt using his putter as a plumb!.
Don't listen to the kid, Darlin', you want to hit it softly 10 inches to the
right and run it left down that little hogback, so it falls into the cup!.
The gray-haired grandfather walked over to the blonde's ball, picked it up
and handed it to her and said, "That's a gimme, Sweetheart!. Your car or
mine!?"
OLD AGE WILL TRIUMPH OVER YOUTH AND SKILL EVERY TIME!.
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Answers:
Wonderful, kitty!
Again a star for you!
Is this the reason why young hot gals go after older (& wiser)men leaving the salivating young guys high & dry!
'"Your car or mine!?" is the ice on the cake!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Again a star for you!
Is this the reason why young hot gals go after older (& wiser)men leaving the salivating young guys high & dry!
'"Your car or mine!?" is the ice on the cake!Www@Enter-QA@Com
gramps punch-line sucked, sorry :(Www@Enter-QA@Com
funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
I think older people are wiser than people who are young!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You sure have a way to make me smile!.!.!.!.!.!.!.:) thanks againWww@Enter-QA@Com
that was funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
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I like it! lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Another couple of golf joke oldies:
A couple of guys are playing a round of golf that bordered a highway!. Just a one of them is about to tee off, a funeral procession drives by!. The man stands respectfully until the last car passes and then turns back to the game!. The second said, "Gee Carl, I never knew you were so considerate to the dead!." "Well, it only seemed right - after all, we were married for 30 years!."
A man returns home after a day on the golf course!. His wife asks, "How was your game, dear!?" "Terrible! I was playing the round with my old buddy Fred and he suffered a heart attack on the second green and died!" "Oh, I'm so sorry to hear it, honey!. Are you OK!?" "Yeah, just a little tired!. For the rest of the round, it was hit the ball and drag Fred, hit the ball and drag Fred!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
A couple of guys are playing a round of golf that bordered a highway!. Just a one of them is about to tee off, a funeral procession drives by!. The man stands respectfully until the last car passes and then turns back to the game!. The second said, "Gee Carl, I never knew you were so considerate to the dead!." "Well, it only seemed right - after all, we were married for 30 years!."
A man returns home after a day on the golf course!. His wife asks, "How was your game, dear!?" "Terrible! I was playing the round with my old buddy Fred and he suffered a heart attack on the second green and died!" "Oh, I'm so sorry to hear it, honey!. Are you OK!?" "Yeah, just a little tired!. For the rest of the round, it was hit the ball and drag Fred, hit the ball and drag Fred!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com