JOKE: An unusual pet ?!
Question: JOKE: An unusual pet !?
This guy was lonely, so he decided life would be more
fun if he had a pet!. So he went to the pet store and told
the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet!. After some
discussion he finally bought a centipede, which came in a
little white box to use for his house!.
He took the box home, found a good location for the box,
and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the
bar for a drink!.
So he asked the centipede in the box, 'Would you like to go
to Frank's place with me and have a beer!?' But there was no
answer from his new pet!. This bothered him a bit, but he waited
a few minutes and then asked him again, 'How about going to
the bar and having a drink with me!?' But again there was no
answer from his new friend and pet!. So he waited a
few minutes more, thinking about the situation!.
He decided to ask him one more time!. This time putting
his face up against the centipede's house and shouting,
'Hey, in there! Would you like to go to
Frank's place and have a drink with me!?
A little voice came out of the box: 'I heard you the
first time! I'm putting my shoes on!'
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fun if he had a pet!. So he went to the pet store and told
the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet!. After some
discussion he finally bought a centipede, which came in a
little white box to use for his house!.
He took the box home, found a good location for the box,
and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the
bar for a drink!.
So he asked the centipede in the box, 'Would you like to go
to Frank's place with me and have a beer!?' But there was no
answer from his new pet!. This bothered him a bit, but he waited
a few minutes and then asked him again, 'How about going to
the bar and having a drink with me!?' But again there was no
answer from his new friend and pet!. So he waited a
few minutes more, thinking about the situation!.
He decided to ask him one more time!. This time putting
his face up against the centipede's house and shouting,
'Hey, in there! Would you like to go to
Frank's place and have a drink with me!?
A little voice came out of the box: 'I heard you the
first time! I'm putting my shoes on!'
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Answers:
I'm going to brave an answer that Dawna might not appreciate, so protect me here RebaGG!.
I think a centipede in a box is a pretty good idea!. It takes a while, but eventually it answers!.
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I think a centipede in a box is a pretty good idea!. It takes a while, but eventually it answers!.
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Thank you, thank you, thank you!.!.!
I needed it, and here!.!.!. at work!
Trust Reba to save the day!!!
-(Believe it or not "it took me a minute" to think about it!.!.!. But then, I burst into laughing!. Thanks, Reba!)-Www@Enter-QA@Com
I needed it, and here!.!.!. at work!
Trust Reba to save the day!!!
-(Believe it or not "it took me a minute" to think about it!.!.!. But then, I burst into laughing!. Thanks, Reba!)-Www@Enter-QA@Com
HaaAAHAAA!!!!!
that was so cute! i giggled!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
that was so cute! i giggled!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
tee*hee Dave's gonna love this one!. I'm still giggling!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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