Do you like little johnny jokes i like this one?!
Question: Do you like little johnny jokes i like this one!?
Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods!. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace!.
Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself ashe ran home and started to tell his mother!. 'Mummy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane!. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her take
off her shirt!. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane!.!.!.'
At this point Mummy cut him off and said, 'Johnny, this is such an interesting story, lets save the rest of it for supper time!. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight!.'
At the dinner table that evening, Mummy asked little Johnny to tell his story!. Johnny started his story, 'I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane!. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt!.
Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mummy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was away on the rigs!.'
Mummy fainted!
Moral: Sometimes you need to just shut the f#ck up and listen to the whole story before you interrupt!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself ashe ran home and started to tell his mother!. 'Mummy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane!. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her take
off her shirt!. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane!.!.!.'
At this point Mummy cut him off and said, 'Johnny, this is such an interesting story, lets save the rest of it for supper time!. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight!.'
At the dinner table that evening, Mummy asked little Johnny to tell his story!. Johnny started his story, 'I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane!. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt!.
Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mummy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was away on the rigs!.'
Mummy fainted!
Moral: Sometimes you need to just shut the f#ck up and listen to the whole story before you interrupt!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
LMAO I love lil Johnny Jokes but I think this one just became my favorite! Star for you!! GG!Www@Enter-QA@Com
200% awesome!.
75% from the joke (since i've heard it before)
125% from the moral (never heard it before)
HAHAHAHA hilarious Www@Enter-QA@Com
75% from the joke (since i've heard it before)
125% from the moral (never heard it before)
HAHAHAHA hilarious Www@Enter-QA@Com
That was REALLY funny
Star awarded & 11/10Www@Enter-QA@Com
Star awarded & 11/10Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lmao!.
That was hilarious!.
I get jokes like that in my email sometimes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That was hilarious!.
I get jokes like that in my email sometimes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahahahahha
that was so funny!.!.!.! thx 4 making me laugh!.!.!.^_^Www@Enter-QA@Com
that was so funny!.!.!.! thx 4 making me laugh!.!.!.^_^Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha that was funny i love
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hahahah lol so funny heheheWww@Enter-QA@Com
little johnny splitting the beans or nuts and eating them too!.!.!.
lage raho conan bhai!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lage raho conan bhai!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
100000 stars for you, but i could give only one*Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha, I like that one and the moral is so true!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yes, thank you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL i heard this exact one today!.!.!.and its still funny! lol!.!.!.thanx for making me laff sum more!.!.!.lool =DWww@Enter-QA@Com