Tel me a joke. i wanna laugh or smthng.?!


Question: Tel me a joke!. i wanna laugh or smthng!.!?
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A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground!. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head!. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services!. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do!?”

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy!. I can help!. First, let's make sure he's dead!.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard!.

The guy's voice comes back on the line!. He says: “OK, now what!?“
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One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink!. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head!.

She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom!?"

Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white!."

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white!?"
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A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, "Father,
I have a problem!. I have two female parrots but they only know
how to say one thing!." "What do they say!?" the priest inquired!.
"They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes!. Do you want to have some
fun!?" "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, "I can see why you
are embarrassed!." He thought a minute and then said, "You know,
I may have a solution to this problem!. I have two male parrots
whom I have taught to pray and read the Bible!.

Bring your two parrots over to my house and we will put them in
the cage with Francis and Job!. My parrots can teach your parrots
to praise and worship!. I'm sure your parrots will stop saying
that!.!.!.that phrase in no time!." "Thank you," the woman
responded, "this may very well be the solution!."

The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's
house!. As he ushered her in, she saw this two male parrots were
inside their cage, hold their rosary beads and praying!.
Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them!.
After just a couple of seconds, the female parrots exclaimed out
in unison, "Hi, we're prostitutes!. Do you want to have some
fun!?"

There was a stunned silence!. Finally, one male parrot looked
over at the other male parrot and said, "Put the beads away,
Francis, our prayers have been answered!"
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An old man and his wife are enjoying their last few days at a carnival, because they only had one week to live!. So they go on a plane ride!. The operator says, "I want no screaming, yelling, or any noise from you or I am landing and you are getting off without a refund!."

So he takes off!. He does twists, and flips and all the other classic manouvers!. So then he lands!. He says looking over his shoulder: " I'm suprized you didn't scream!." Then the old man said, " Well, I almost said something when my wife fell out!.!.!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com



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