Looking for a classic email joke that's made its way around the Internet for!
Question: Looking for a classic email joke that's made its way around the Internet for years!.!?
I've had an email routed my way several times over the years and now I'm looking for a copy of it again!. It concerns a woman's take on a date vs!. a man's take on the same date!. The woman's take is EXTREMELY long, reading into every action and gesture the man makes!. She is trying to evaluate every move he makes and what it means to their relationship, etc!. The man sums up the date very simply by saying something like "was a bit tired last night, but I got laid" and that's all!. If anyone has a copy of this, can you post it!? Many thanks!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
This what you're talkin' about!?
*Her Diary*
Wednesday night
I thought he was acting weird!. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink!. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment!. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk, he agreed but he kept quiet and absent!. I asked him what was wrong--he said, "Nothing!." I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset!. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry!. On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving!. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say, "I love you, too!." When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore!. He just sat there and watched TV; he seemed distant and absent!. Finally I decided to go to bed!. About 10 minutes later he came to bed and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else!.
I decided that I could not take it anymore, so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep!. I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep!. I don't know what to do!. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else!. My life is a disaster!.
*His Diary*
Wednesday night:
Today the Yankees lost, but at least I got laid!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
*Her Diary*
Wednesday night
I thought he was acting weird!. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink!. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment!. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk, he agreed but he kept quiet and absent!. I asked him what was wrong--he said, "Nothing!." I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset!. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry!. On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving!. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say, "I love you, too!." When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore!. He just sat there and watched TV; he seemed distant and absent!. Finally I decided to go to bed!. About 10 minutes later he came to bed and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else!.
I decided that I could not take it anymore, so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep!. I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep!. I don't know what to do!. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else!. My life is a disaster!.
*His Diary*
Wednesday night:
Today the Yankees lost, but at least I got laid!.Www@Enter-QA@Com