Any Good Funny Jokes?!


Question: Any Good Funny Jokes!?
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A redhead, a brunette and a blonde were driving in the middle of nowhere!. Their car breaks down and they decide to walk!. They pop open the trunk and the redhead says "I'll take this picnic basket in case we get hungry" the brunette grabs bottles of water and says "I'll take this in case we get thirsty!." The blonde grabs the passenger door and breaks it off and says "I'll take this in case we get hot we can roll down the window"Www@Enter-QA@Com

i'm in love with him, he loves me, we both enjoy the same things, he earns plenty of money, we're real happy together!.!.!.!.!.!.!. my problem is; what shall i tell my husband!!!

Three chinese girls discussing marriage!. one said she hoped to marry a man of good birth, with two dragons on his shirt!. the next said she hoped to marry a man of good birth and great wealth, with three dragons on his shirt!. The third said she had no ambition for birth or wealth, she simply hoped to marry a man with one dragon on the floor!!!

Little Bunty catches his parents going at it!.
He asks, "Hey, Dad! What are you doing!?"
His father says, "I'm filling your mother's tank!."
Bunty says," Oh yeah!? Well, you should get a model that better mileage!. The milkman filled her this morning!."

A kid stands up in class and asks, "Teacher, Teacher, does honey have legs!?"
And the teacher replies, "No, why do you ask!?"
"Because," says the little boy,"last night I heard my dad saying,"Honey open your legs, honey open your legs!"

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends:
You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that!

Mr!. Fauja goes to a hotel where they have only waitress!.
He asks for milk!. A waitress bares her boob and asks him to suck!.
Fauja: "Thank Goodness I didn't ask for water!"


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A guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, you've got to help me!. My penis is orange!." Doctor pauses to think and asks the guy to drop his pants so he can check!. Damned if the guy's penis isn't orange!. Doc tells the guy, "This is very strange!. Sometimes things like this are caused by a lot of stress in a person's life!."
Probing as to the causes of possible stress, the doc asks the guy, "How are things going at work!?" The guy responds that he was fired about six weeks ago!. The doctor tells him that this must be the cause of the stress!. Guy responds, "No!. The boss was a real asshole, I had to work 20-30 hours of overtime every week and I had no say in anything that was happening!. I found a new job a couple of weeks ago where I can set my own hours, I'm getting paid double what I got on the old job and the boss is a really great guy!." So the doc figures this isn't the reason!.

He asks the guy, "How's your home life!?" The guy says, "Well, I got divorced about eight months ago!." The doc figures that this has got to be the reason for all of the guys stress!. Guy says, "No!. For years, all I listened to was nag, nag, nag!. God, am I glad to be rid of that old *****!." So the doc takes a few minutes to think a little longer!.

He inquires, "Do you have any hobbies or a social life!?" The guy replies, "No, not really!. Most nights I sit home, watch some porno flicks and munch on Cheetos!."



There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party!.!.!. Then he had a bright idea!. When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on!. "What the hell are you supposed to be!?" asked the host!. "A premature ejaculation," said the man!. "I just came in my pants!"



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A woman goes to see her doctor and says !. !.

"Doctor, every time I sneeze I have an orgasm!"

The doctor says !. !.

"Are you taking anything for it!?"

She says !. !. !.

"Yeah !. !. !. !. !. !. !. !. !. !. !. !. !. !. !. Pepper!" Www@Enter-QA@Com



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