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Question: Okay, are you ready for tonight's joke/story!.!.!.!?
A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion,
multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his
throat!. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened!.

"Well, it was like this", said the man!. "I was having a quiet round of golf
with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows!.

We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around noticed one of the
cows had something white at its rear end!. I walked over and lifted up the tail,
and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it !.!.!.!.!.!.stuck
right in the middle of the cow's butt!. That's when I made my big mistake!."

"What did you do!?" asks the doctor!.

"Well, I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'!.

I don't remember much after that"!.


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Answers:
Cant!.!.!. stop!.!.!. laughing!.!.!. *gasp* XD

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