Okay, are you ready for tonight's joke/story...?!
Question: Okay, are you ready for tonight's joke/story!.!.!.!?
A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion,
multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his
throat!. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened!.
"Well, it was like this", said the man!. "I was having a quiet round of golf
with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows!.
We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around noticed one of the
cows had something white at its rear end!. I walked over and lifted up the tail,
and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it !.!.!.!.!.!.stuck
right in the middle of the cow's butt!. That's when I made my big mistake!."
"What did you do!?" asks the doctor!.
"Well, I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'!.
I don't remember much after that"!.
Please star if you enjoyed this one!. ThanxWww@Enter-QA@Com
multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his
throat!. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened!.
"Well, it was like this", said the man!. "I was having a quiet round of golf
with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows!.
We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around noticed one of the
cows had something white at its rear end!. I walked over and lifted up the tail,
and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it !.!.!.!.!.!.stuck
right in the middle of the cow's butt!. That's when I made my big mistake!."
"What did you do!?" asks the doctor!.
"Well, I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'!.
I don't remember much after that"!.
Please star if you enjoyed this one!. ThanxWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Cant!.!.!. stop!.!.!. laughing!.!.!. *gasp* XD
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