Joke> You ever heard of southern thinking?!
Question: Joke> You ever heard of southern thinking!?
Southern Thinking
Georgia :
The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help!. He called her into his office and said, 'You graduated from the University of Georgia
and I need some help!. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off!?'
The secretary though t a moment, and then replied, 'Everything but my earrings!.'
Alabama :
A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day!. That night, one of the
hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck!.
'Where's Henry!?' the others asked!.!.
'Henry had a stroke of some kind!. He's a couple of miles back up the trail,' the successful hunter replied!.'
You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back!?' they inquired!.
'A tough call,' nodded the hunter!. 'But I figured no one is going to steal Henry!'
Louisiana :
A senior at LSU was overheard saying!.!.!.'When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana
When asked why, he replied 'he'd rather be in Louisiana because everything happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of the civilized world!.
Mississippi:
The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy, 'Bubba, somebody
just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!'
Bubba replied, 'Did you see who it was!?
'The young man answered, 'I couldn't tell, but I got the license number!.'
Tennesse e :
A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65
The trooper asked, 'Got any ID!?'
The driver replied, 'Bout whut!?'
North Carolina:
A man in No r th Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet
of flowers in front of the car and one behind it!. Then he got back in the car to wait!.
A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back!. He
asked the fellow what the problem was!.
The man replied, 'I have a flat tire!.'
The passerby asked, 'But what's with the flowers!?'
The man responded, 'When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back!.
I never did understand it neither'
You can say what you want about the South, but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving North!.!.!.
Its kinda long but worth the read!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Georgia :
The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help!. He called her into his office and said, 'You graduated from the University of Georgia
and I need some help!. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off!?'
The secretary though t a moment, and then replied, 'Everything but my earrings!.'
Alabama :
A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day!. That night, one of the
hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck!.
'Where's Henry!?' the others asked!.!.
'Henry had a stroke of some kind!. He's a couple of miles back up the trail,' the successful hunter replied!.'
You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back!?' they inquired!.
'A tough call,' nodded the hunter!. 'But I figured no one is going to steal Henry!'
Louisiana :
A senior at LSU was overheard saying!.!.!.'When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana
When asked why, he replied 'he'd rather be in Louisiana because everything happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of the civilized world!.
Mississippi:
The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy, 'Bubba, somebody
just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!'
Bubba replied, 'Did you see who it was!?
'The young man answered, 'I couldn't tell, but I got the license number!.'
Tennesse e :
A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65
The trooper asked, 'Got any ID!?'
The driver replied, 'Bout whut!?'
North Carolina:
A man in No r th Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet
of flowers in front of the car and one behind it!. Then he got back in the car to wait!.
A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back!. He
asked the fellow what the problem was!.
The man replied, 'I have a flat tire!.'
The passerby asked, 'But what's with the flowers!?'
The man responded, 'When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back!.
I never did understand it neither'
You can say what you want about the South, but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving North!.!.!.
Its kinda long but worth the read!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
It's really worth a read & a Stupid's Special too!
Every one of them is hilariously stupid with a tinge of worldly wisdom!
My first vote is for Mississippi young man with the number plate of the stolen car; my second is to the Georgia lady secretary with practical wisdom of saving her earrings; my third is to the Alabama hunter for his discretion to desert his friend to bring home his spoils!
Quite a brilliant lot, kitty!. You've made my day!.
I need someone to make my night!
!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Every one of them is hilariously stupid with a tinge of worldly wisdom!
My first vote is for Mississippi young man with the number plate of the stolen car; my second is to the Georgia lady secretary with practical wisdom of saving her earrings; my third is to the Alabama hunter for his discretion to desert his friend to bring home his spoils!
Quite a brilliant lot, kitty!. You've made my day!.
I need someone to make my night!
!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You bet, honey!. You don't see too many Southerners under a ton of stress!. They got a sense of humor to life and enjoy every minute of it!.
Loved it! lol ?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Loved it! lol ?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thank you Kitty! Well worth the read!
I love the people and time spent back there!.
People are so good and time does seem to stand still! :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
I love the people and time spent back there!.
People are so good and time does seem to stand still! :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!! Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol that was funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
I'm moving south when I retire!.!.!.they have much better jokes than we have up north here!.!.!.:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
i'm moving on down!. thats where the cool people liveWww@Enter-QA@Com