Anyone out there hello....jokes?!
Question: Anyone out there hello!.!.!.!.jokes!?
The spark had been lost in this guy's marriage, so he was trying to think of a way to rekindle it!. One night he came from work, and found his wife asleep in bed!. He thought to himself, "what should I do!?" "Oh-I know!." He proceeded to get under the covers and go down on his wife!. Soon she began to gently squirm and moan in pleasure!.
After a few minutes, her body spasmed with ecstasy as she
climaxed!. Afterwards, the man went straight to the bathroom to brush his teeth!. When he got there, the light was on and he saw his wife there shaving her legs!. He exclaimed, "What are you doing in here!?!!?"
She said, "Shhhh!," pointing at the bed, "You'll wake your mother"
There were once three guys with no d**ks!. They all went to the doctor's!. The first guy says, "Doctor, doctor, you've got to help me!" "What's the problem!?" asks the doctor!.
"I have no d**k!"
So the doctor gives him a metal d**k and tells him to come back in a week!.
The next guy comes in and says, "Doctor, doctor, you've got to help me!"
"What's wrong!?" the doctor asks!.
"I have no d**k!"
The doctor gives him a wooden d**k and tells him to come back in a week!.
The last guy comes in and has the same problem!. The doctor gives him an electrical d**k, and also tells him to come back in a week!.
A week later,the first guy with the metal d**k goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I hate you, I hate you!"
"Why!?" asks the doctor!.
"Well, everytime I have sex with my girlfriend, she starts to shiver!" He walks out!.
The next guy with the wooden d**k comes in and says, "Doctor! I hate you!"
"Why!?" the doctor asks!.
"Everytime I have s*x with my girlfriend, she gets splinters up there!" He walks out!.
The last guy with the electrical d**k walks in and says, "Doctor, doctor! I love you, I love you!"
"Why!?"
"Everytime I have s*x with my girlfriend, her boobs light up!" Www@Enter-QA@Com
After a few minutes, her body spasmed with ecstasy as she
climaxed!. Afterwards, the man went straight to the bathroom to brush his teeth!. When he got there, the light was on and he saw his wife there shaving her legs!. He exclaimed, "What are you doing in here!?!!?"
She said, "Shhhh!," pointing at the bed, "You'll wake your mother"
There were once three guys with no d**ks!. They all went to the doctor's!. The first guy says, "Doctor, doctor, you've got to help me!" "What's the problem!?" asks the doctor!.
"I have no d**k!"
So the doctor gives him a metal d**k and tells him to come back in a week!.
The next guy comes in and says, "Doctor, doctor, you've got to help me!"
"What's wrong!?" the doctor asks!.
"I have no d**k!"
The doctor gives him a wooden d**k and tells him to come back in a week!.
The last guy comes in and has the same problem!. The doctor gives him an electrical d**k, and also tells him to come back in a week!.
A week later,the first guy with the metal d**k goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I hate you, I hate you!"
"Why!?" asks the doctor!.
"Well, everytime I have sex with my girlfriend, she starts to shiver!" He walks out!.
The next guy with the wooden d**k comes in and says, "Doctor! I hate you!"
"Why!?" the doctor asks!.
"Everytime I have s*x with my girlfriend, she gets splinters up there!" He walks out!.
The last guy with the electrical d**k walks in and says, "Doctor, doctor! I love you, I love you!"
"Why!?"
"Everytime I have s*x with my girlfriend, her boobs light up!" Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
A woman goes to a hospital casualty department!.
When the doctor asks her what's wrong,
she tells him that she was using a dildo,
and accidentally pushed it so far in that it was stuck inside her and now she can't reach it!.
The doctor tells her to lie on the bed and he will arrange to have it removed!.
"Removed", she said, "NO, I just wanted you to replace the batteries for me"!.
Never mind, why bother!.
Ahh, it's cute!.
Thanks
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When the doctor asks her what's wrong,
she tells him that she was using a dildo,
and accidentally pushed it so far in that it was stuck inside her and now she can't reach it!.
The doctor tells her to lie on the bed and he will arrange to have it removed!.
"Removed", she said, "NO, I just wanted you to replace the batteries for me"!.
Never mind, why bother!.
Ahh, it's cute!.
Thanks
!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
the first one i heard before the second one was pretty funny but i thought the guy would have a problem going to the bathroom cuz of its electric and with liquid!.!.!.so yaWww@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
those are hilarius!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahahaha!.!.!.!.seriously laughing and rolling on the floor!. hahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol the 1st 1 is kinda dirty, last 1 is good thoughWww@Enter-QA@Com
good one! this joke hurts my stomach because of laughingWww@Enter-QA@Com
a woman goes to doctor and says' durin sex my hub put his ears in my nips and says he loves the music so i'm worried if is him or me wrong ' the doc says let's try if happens with me , she says ok let's see !. he puts his ears on bOObs n says he can't hear the sound so she says 'you need to
plug in to get the power!!
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plug in to get the power!!
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