QUICK PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZ HELP NOW!!!!!!!!!!?!


Question: QUICK PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZ HELP NOW!!!!!!!!!!!?
KAY 10 POINTS!!!!!!

I NEED A PIECE OF POETRY OR SOME KIND OF JOKE(S) W/ ANSWERS!!

POETRY HAS TO BE SUTABLE FOR 12 YR OLD

JOKES HAVE TO BE SUTABLE FOR A 12 YR OLD also

PLEASE!.!.!. HELP ME I NEED THEM FOR A HUGE CHRISTMAS PLAY!!! THANKS U IN ADVANCE!!! PLEASE TRYOUTS ARE BYE THE 29 WHICH IS TOMORROW!!!!!!! PLEASE THANKS!!!!!!!!!!


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Answers:
Ladies and Jellyspoons,
i come before you,
to stand behind you,
and tell you something i know nothing about!.
next thursay, which is good friday,
there will be a mothers meeting for fathers only!.
Wear good clothes if you haven't any,
admission is free, please pay at the door!.
Take a chair and sit on the floor!.
Watch carefully, but close your eyes
i'm telling the truth but there are many lies!.
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Welcome everyone
This is my edition
Of the yearly tradition
Many call Christmas

I thank you for coming
Would you please stop humming!?
If you want to make some noise
Go bug the neighbor

Today for lunch
You’ll be eating food
That may be a fun experience
If you’re in the right mood

After lunch we’ll eat dessert
It’ll be a chocolate Christmas tree
I didn’t get a real one
Since that would be just too spiky

So have a good time
Be on your best behavior
If you cause a mess
I'll charge you a dime!

I'll add more!
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What do you call a dog with no ears!?
It doesn't matter, he won't come anyway!.

Why do giraffes have really long necks!?
Because they have really smelly feet!.

What happened to the indian who drank too much tea!?
He drown in his tea-pee!.

How do you catch a squirrel!?
Climb in a tree and act like a nut!.

What's green and has wheels!?
Grass! I lied about the wheels!

What do you call a deer with no eyes!?
I have no eye-deer!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Q!. What do you call a deer with no eyes!?

A!. No eyed deer!.



Q!. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs!?

A!. Still no eyed deer!Www@Enter-QA@Com

"KAY 10 POINTS!!!!!!" who needs 10 points when you can have 2!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahahahahahahaha your screwed that's all i gotta say!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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