Standup jokes, men buying underwear vs men buying feminine products?!


Question: Standup jokes, men buying underwear vs men buying feminine products!?
for most guys this is the funny truth:
ok as a dude being sent into the store to buy things you have the need for it to be effortless and quick!. yet not only women have to complicate it but so do advertising companies!.
women say "ok i need this product!.!.!. because!.!.!." and you say to yourself ok this should be easy, that's until you get to that dreaded pink,blue,green, and white isle!. you say ok i know what they look like but most of the time you really dont, now there is always an acception to this when a guy has either been sent in the store to do this enough or either has been thoroughly schooled on which one to pick up!. but for most guys you get in there you look around and all of that sh*t starts to look alike them you have all the different names "maximum, super, ecetera" sh*t to me maximum and super are practically the same thing, then you have "scented, unscented, thin, thick" until you finally pick one, now most guys would pick up the cell to ask said girl about if they have the right one but like most men, the majority their trying to get in and get out, now having women come to the isle and look at you like your crazy dosen't help either so what a guy usually dose is talk to himself aloud of course while making a serious face "uhhum (clears throat) I wonder which one!.!.!.!.I hope she dosen't send me back to get something else" then there is the guys who play with the products in a manly way to show their no sisi they virtual basketball or football it into the cart complete with inzone dance, then theirs the guys who pick up one and make up their mind and are about to leave but females crowd the isle so they have to make conversation to seem normal which always usually makes things weirder "excuse me do you think my girl friend will like these!?" or even worse " yeah my mom sent me in to get these can you help me!? and uh shes like 40 i dunno if that helps or not!.!?", and on top of all that if you lucky after you escape the isle pride intact then you have to see the ringer person at the check out
(self check out lines don't count) some times they puse before bagging look up double take and continue thier business you "their for my girlfriend their not mine" or they make a noise or say "you want me to put these back of course you get defensive b/c your trying to hurry and get out "NO!" then you explain as they give you the crazy looks!.!.!.and on top of it all you'll be luck that whoever you were getting them for say "good job" instead of "I told you _ _ _ _ _ _ , these are the wrong ones_ _ _ _ _ _ take'um back and get the other ones"
now about the mens underwear in short:
mens underwear buying is scary only if you are comfortable with your sexuality but are but its still scary either way b/c you still dont want people thinking your "funny" so to speak!. the mens underwear isle is never crowded b/c men dont want other dudes watching them pick out underwear its crazy, you know how guys do it pass it a couple of times just to make sure its empty or go in the isle and stay near the edges for a quick escape, then when you get inside oyou make a really serious face b/c youdont want people to think your enjoying underwear shopping b/c that would also mean that your enjoying looking at all the buff guys on the outside of the packages!. I mean I want a still picture, with no dudes on it mabey some fruit in the back ground (which could still be a subliminal message), a car a truck a hard bodied dog a tiger something, anything accept a buff dude who looks hung right in you face!. when ever your in the isle and another dude comes in all men know its bred into you "LEAVE THE ISLE WHEN HE LEAVES COME BACK!, or instincts say RUSH RUSH RUSH!" and also you know when you get them you have to be manly about it grip it hard crush the package, basket ball throw it into the cart, foot ball throw it into the cart, soccer bunt it into the cart whatever, then once you get them the clerk still looks at you crazy like you not suppose to have them or something!.
women and men who read this attest to this being the truth or if you've never observed this next time watch closely and observe and laugh your head off Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
The spelling is atrocious and grammatically very difficult to read, I only managed about two thirds of it, please download spellcheck for starters!. and before you submit read it through again,,,,,,,,, as to the content, yeah we have all been there ,, I often wonder which is worse when shopping for someone else, being with them or alone,,,,,,,,,,lol Www@Enter-QA@Com

It was hard to read, but if it is stand up, it should be hilarious, considering it will be told, not read!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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