Joke :Beer, Fishing, Golf, & Sex ..is this worth a star?!


Question: Joke :Beer, Fishing, Golf, & Sex !.!.is this worth a star!?
A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner!.

The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner!?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied!.

"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food!?" the man asked!.

"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said!. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive!."

"Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food!?" the man asked!.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man!. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"

"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food!?" the man asked!.

"What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks!?" exclaimed the homeless man!.

"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money!. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife!."

The homeless man was astounded!. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that!? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting!."

The man replied, "That's okay!. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up beer, fishing, golf, and sex!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
lmfao!.!. i liked that!.!. beer, sex and fishing rocks!.!. i wont let my man quit drinking and fishing!.!. lmfao

to the dude that said it was stolen: loosen up, you dumba!.s!.!.s!.!. its jokes and riddles section!.!. some people are so stupid on here!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

LOL! Man, No wonder i look ugly, I only have 1 of the four! That is fishing!.
*And i'm making fun of myself BTW, my hand is all i need lol!*Www@Enter-QA@Com

heard it before but its still good,starred as deserved Www@Enter-QA@Com

it would be if this wasn't completely stolenWww@Enter-QA@Com

Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I read this one yesterday, but the down and out was a woman!.funny thoughWww@Enter-QA@Com

I like this one!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

Good one! LOL!. Keep them coming!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

nice!Www@Enter-QA@Com

haha, very good!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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