I need a joke! Please help my are pretty good and old!!!!!!!!!?!


Question: I need a joke! Please help my are pretty good and old!!!!!!!!!!?
Ok so I have a couple of really good jokes!.But!.!. I need more my friends say there old!And im know as the funny one in our group!Please help or I'll come to you're house and kill you LOL!!! Ha ha ha! So is there any one out there that can help!?!?! Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
there are three guys
poop, manners, and shut up
one day, poop fell down a hill
shut up went to get help from the police while manners went down to help poop
when when shut up was at the police station, the police asked,"what's your name!?"
"shut up"
"where are your manners!?"
"he's down the hill picking up poop"Www@Enter-QA@Com

There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror!. The mirror gives you anything you desire if you tell it the truth, but you disappear if you lie!. The first person to talk to the mirror was a very fat brunette!. She walked up to the mirror and said "I think I am the thinnest person in the world!." and poof, the mirror gobbled her up!. The next person to come up to the mirror was a very ugly red head!. She told the mirror "I think I am the prettiest person in the world" and poof, the mirror gobbled her up!. Lastly came the blonde!. She walked up to the mirror and said "I think!.!.!." and poof, the mirror gobbled her up!.

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Two cowboys are riding in the desert!. One stops to pee!. A snake bites his "male reproductive organ!." The second cowboy says, "What happened!" The first cowboy tells him to get a doctor!. The cowboy tells a doctor and the doctor says to draw circle on the wound and suck out the venom and spit it out quick!. The cowboy goes back and tells the other cowboy that he's going to die!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

A burgler broke into a house!. When he was searching, he heard a voice "I can see you, and so can Jesus!." He is startled, looks around, see's noone, and continues!. He hears it again!. He looks more and sees a parrot!. The parrot repeats "I can see you and so can Jesus!."
He says "So what, you're just a bird!." The bird replies "Maybe, but Jesus is a rotwheiler!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

What's small, green, and smells like a pig!? (Scroll Down)



































Kermit's finger!Www@Enter-QA@Com

!!LEET_TO_DA_BEAT!! had a good answer! Be original make one up!
so does dp that was a good one hahah kinda confusingWww@Enter-QA@Com

what is the gold wrapped in copper which is wrapped by iron!?

an eggWww@Enter-QA@Com

youll come to "you're" house and kill me!? u can use that as a joke!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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