Easy 10pts. say the funniest or randomist thing you can think of for 10 easy pts!


Question: Easy 10pts!. say the funniest or randomist thing you can think of for 10 easy pts!. I LAUGH REALLY EASY!.!?
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26 funny things to do on an elevator!!?
1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you!.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock!. Smile, and go back
for more!.

3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones!.

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on!.

5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend!. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg!. How's your day been!?"

6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator!.

8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment!.

9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play!.

10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking!.

11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers!.

12) Ask, "Did you feel that!?"

13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally!.

14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, theyll open again!"

15) Swat at flies that don't exist!.

16) Tell people that you can see their aura!.

17) Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it!.

18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there!?"

20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off!.

21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly!.

22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers!.

23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope!.

24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button!.

25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on"!.

26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"






AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

1!. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP!.

2!. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK!.

3!. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS!. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER!.

4 A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON!.

5!. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES!. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO
COUGH!.

6!. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE!. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40!. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE!.

7!. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM!.

DAILY THOUGHT:

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS


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Blondes and Corn Flakes
A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home!?"

"Sure," he replies!. "What's the problem!?"

"Well, I started a really hard puzzle and I can't even find the edge pieces!."

"Look on the box," he said!. "There's always a picture of what the puzzle is!."

"It's a big rooster," she said!.

The husband arrives home and tells his blonde wife, "Okay, put the corn flakes back in the box!."
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10 easy points!?

I'd rather have 10 easy men,

yummy for the tummy!. :D

Well!?

HEY WHERES MY 10 points!? grrr

What!? not funny!?

Picks up my dollar store faulty hyena and slaps it silly and skeedaddles with toilet paper on my shoe and!.!.
Makes like a tree and leaves through the east door!.!.!.

comes out a second later and doesn't look anyone in the eye, because they all knew that wasn't the door, but the refrigerator!.

;) have a nice day, you made mine!. I have to go now and get my 200 bushels of food to the trading post to get my 10 gold!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

ummm PUDDING IS YUMMMY AS RATS ARE TO CHEESE!! poopy poopers my mommy just threw flying cheese at the mailman!!!
heehee the alphabet goes XYDFLKSJWMSDHKFDSA!! yay daddy i can sing!!!
no hunny u really cant!.
WHO AM I TALKING TOO!?!?!?!?!?!?
only the mailman knows but hes putting butter on flying cheese which is soooooo COOL!!!! THANX MOMMY FOR THROWING THE FLYING CHEESE NOW THE MAILMAN IS BUTTERING IT!!!!
agloobenheimershloogendailclopenshnigu!.!.!.
and THAT is how you pronounce "hi"!.
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twinkle-toes

mr!. snuffle-up-agus (the dude in sesame street)

yakety yak

Ding-a-Ling

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap


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lol, this video is probably the most random thing you'll ever hear:
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=hmhgwxNh7!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

HIghway food sure is good isnt it mr!.butterplain!.!.!."Hella No Man!" OH SPAGGEHTII HOUSE! MY PHONE MURDERD MISTER RIPET!!!!!!!!!later on they went to kelseys to fix this problem the phone has,,,I EAT SPEAKERS TO RUPERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

ACTION FIGURES! haha, once on yahoo mesenger me and my friend were wll like so!.!.!. and i was all like ACTION FIGURES it was hilarriooouuuuss! hah, got to be there!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

you can play in the snow!.
just don't try to light a match near a fire hoe!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK! I LIKE CEREAL!! Www@Enter-QA@Com

PICKLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

PUDDING!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Wangle
Bananas
PebblesWww@Enter-QA@Com

What happened to preparation A through G!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

The pink dog jumped over the purple bush and then he read the book!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

do you guys remember your first ********!?

haha
my friend said that at of nowhere and it mad me laugh so hardWww@Enter-QA@Com

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weightlifters are typically biceptualWww@Enter-QA@Com

teeter totter
feces
fluffy duck
conkWww@Enter-QA@Com

MAILBOX
DOORKNOB
TREE
CAT
MR!. TWww@Enter-QA@Com

Double Rats!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

SPOON
PENCIL
BOOK
DOG
GUTTER
PIG
CHINA
DRESS
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My hamster died with a piece of poop stuck to her anus!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Crack addict with a hair weave!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

I may have fleas
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I think i know a gay manWww@Enter-QA@Com

mop
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im on the potty taking a crap
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SJKDFAGSDFTLHD FAJSDFGY ADJF GA,JDGFA FHLKSAJDFH
hOpE u LaUgHeDWww@Enter-QA@Com

My pick up line : "Let's get you out of those wet pants!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

River doo doo!.!.!.!.lol now thatz funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com



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