Little Johnny wants a bike!?!


Question: Little Johnny wants a bike!!?
Little Johnny went to his mother demanding a new bicycle!. His mother decided that he should take a look at himself and the way he acts!. She said, "Well Johnny, it isn't Christmas and we don't have the money to just go out and buy you anything you want!. So why don't you write a letter to Jesus and pray for one instead!."

After his temper tantrum his mother sent him to his room!. He finally sat down to write a letter to Jesus!.

Dear Jesus,
I've been a good boy this year and would appreciate a new bicycle!.
Your Friend,
Johnny

Now Johnny knew that Jesus really knew what kind of boy he was (a brat)!. So he ripped up the letter and decided to give it another try!.

Dear Jesus,
I've been an OK boy this year and I want a new bicycle!.
Yours truly,
Johnny

Well, Johnny knew this wasn't totally honest so he tore it up and tried again!.

Dear Jesus,
I've thought about being a good boy this year and can I have a bicycle!?
Johnny

Well Johnny looked deep down in his heart, which by the way was what his mother really wanted!. He knew he had been terrible and was deserving of almost nothing!. He crumpled up the letter, threw it in the trash can and went running out of the house!. He aimlessly wandered about depressed because of the way he treated his parents and really considered his actions!.

He finally found himself in front of a Catholic church!. Johnny went inside and knelt down, looking around, not knowing what he should really do!. Johnny finally got up and began to walk out the door and was looking at all the statues!. All of a sudden he grabbed a statue of the Virgin Mary and ran out the door!.

He went home, hit the statue under his bed and wrote this letter:

Jesus,
I've got your mum!. If you ever want to see her again, give me a bike!.

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Answers:
LMAO!!!!!!!

ROFL LOLOLOL

I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

haha,xDWww@Enter-QA@Com

LMAO!Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol little johnny is such a badassWww@Enter-QA@Com

Ohhhhhhh Johnny what are you like!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

Haha, Funny!.!.!.how about this one:

Little Johnny Needs A New Bike

A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"

Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times!.

One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning!. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her!.

Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"Www@Enter-QA@Com



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