Is This Joke Funny-Or Is It Just Me???? :l?!
Question: Is This Joke Funny-Or Is It Just Me!?!?!?!? :l!?
A Mom is driving a little girl to her friends house for a play date!. "Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you!?" The mother looks over at the little girl, "Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age, it isn't polite!." the mother warns!. "Ok," the little girl says, "How much do you weigh!?"
"Now really," the mother says, "these are personal questions and are really none of your business!." Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and daddy get a divorce!?"
"That is enough questions, honestly!" The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play!.
"My Mom wouldn't tell me anything," the little girl says to her friend!. "Well," said the friend, "all you need to do is look at her driver's license!. It is like a report card, it has everything on it!." Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you are, you are 32!." The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out!?"
"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds!." The mother is past surprise and shock now!. "How in heavens name did you find that out!?" The little girl continues on triumphantly, "And!.!.!. I know why you and daddy got divorce!."
"Oh really!?", the mother asks, "Why is that!?" To which the girl replies, "Because you got an F in sex!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Now really," the mother says, "these are personal questions and are really none of your business!." Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and daddy get a divorce!?"
"That is enough questions, honestly!" The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play!.
"My Mom wouldn't tell me anything," the little girl says to her friend!. "Well," said the friend, "all you need to do is look at her driver's license!. It is like a report card, it has everything on it!." Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you are, you are 32!." The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out!?"
"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds!." The mother is past surprise and shock now!. "How in heavens name did you find that out!?" The little girl continues on triumphantly, "And!.!.!. I know why you and daddy got divorce!."
"Oh really!?", the mother asks, "Why is that!?" To which the girl replies, "Because you got an F in sex!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
omg that was so funny!! i am gonna forward that to all of my friends! :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
Uho someone failed sex!. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I personally think that is is so funny but you have to be kinda smart to figure it out but iss funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
ahaha
that's cute!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
that's cute!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny!.its you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I've heard it but I love it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yeah Thats a good one!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
its not bad but it was funnier the first few times i heard it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
No f in sex!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. is very true!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol thats cuteWww@Enter-QA@Com
yeah that was funny ahhhhhhhWww@Enter-QA@Com
that's a good one!.!.!. share moreWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol Www@Enter-QA@Com
this is funny!. i think ive heard it before too but its still funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com