Joke> Are these effective home remedies?!
Question: Joke> Are these effective home remedies!?
AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
1!. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP!.
2!. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK!.
3!. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS!. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER!.
4 A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON!.
5!. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES!. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO
COUGH!.
6!. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE!. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40!. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE!.
7!. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM!.
DAILY THOUGHT:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS
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1!. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP!.
2!. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK!.
3!. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS!. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER!.
4 A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON!.
5!. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES!. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO
COUGH!.
6!. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE!. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40!. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE!.
7!. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM!.
DAILY THOUGHT:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS
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ROFLMFAO, that's hilarious, i might actually try some of them lol i liked the alarm clock one and number 1 with the vegetables fair cool jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
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OMG thats hilarious i was totally laughing out loud!
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OMG thats hilarious i was totally laughing out loud!
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Too true and hilarious :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
This is absolutely "Hilarious!!!" You've done it again, Kitty!
Thank you for making my day!
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Thank you for making my day!
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gotta remember these!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
nah!. but it is quiet halarious!!! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I like 'em!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com