Really Funny Kid Jokes? ?!


Question: Really Funny Kid Jokes!? !?
Kids Are Quick
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America
MARIA: Here it is!.
TEACHER: Correct!. Now class, who discovered America !?
CLASS: Maria!.
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TEACHER: John , why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor!?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables!.
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TEACHER: Glenn , how do you spell 'crocodile!?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water!?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O!.
TEACHER: What are you talking about!?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O!.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago!.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty!?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are!.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I!.'
MILLIE: I is!.!.
TEACHER: No, Millie!.!.!.!.!. Always say, 'I am!.'
MILLIE: All right!.!.!. ;'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet!.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it!. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him!?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand!.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating!?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook!.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's!. Did you copy his!?
CLYDE : No, sir!. It's the same dog!.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested!?
HAROLD: A teacher
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Answers:
I have one for you!!


A kindergarten teacher was standing infrount of her new class!. She explanied to the eager students that they where going to talk about what they did on the weekend but without using baby words!. One child put up his hand and said "I went on a choo choo ride!", the teacher then said "that would have been interesting but it is not a choo choo it is a train"!. Then another child out her hand up and said "I went for a walk with my doggie" Then the teacher once again corrected her, "Very good but it is not doggie it is dog"!. The teacher then turned to the class and said" these are good stories children but remember not to use those baby words"!. Then little Jonny put his hand up and said "Teacher, teacher I've got it! On the weekend I was sick so I sat in bed and mum read me Winnie The Sh*t!"!.

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My fav:

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America
MARIA: Here it is!.
TEACHER: Correct!. Now class, who discovered America !?
CLASS: Maria!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

Those jokes aren't gold!.!.!.
They're PLATINUM!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

HAHAHA that so funny!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

starrr :]
i love those jokes! lol
and yo' mama jokes and CHUCK NORRIS jokes haha!Www@Enter-QA@Com

LOLOL
they're good as !.
it took me like, 5 times reading the Millie one to get it though :s


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LOL nice ones

star for you!

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lol got a good laugh out of the H2O one and the George Washington one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

best i have ever heard godd 1Www@Enter-QA@Com

lmfaooo i loved the george washington one and the last one
starrrr for you :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

haha!!! those jokes are sooo funny! i'm giving you a star for that! ROFL!Www@Enter-QA@Com

In every adult there is a child at heart!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.I love 'em all !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com



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