A funny joke/story I could do a cartoon of...pointz!?!


Question: A funny joke/story I could do a cartoon of!.!.!.pointz!!?
please help me I need a funny random joke or story so I can make a video of it and these could be offensive,stupid,children,etc!.


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Three women are about to be executed for crimes!. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde!.

Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests!. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready !. !. !. Aim !. !. !."

Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around!. She manages to escape!.

The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests!. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready !. !. !. Aim !. !. !."

The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around!. She too escapes execution!.

By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did!. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests!. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready !. !. !. Aim !. !. !."

The blonde shouts, "fire!!"
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You can do current elections!.
Or use this joke!.
Once there is a confused, busy guy!. He is in a train station and wants to go to another station which is a far away!. lets suppose, he is in NY and wants to got CT!. He goes to the inquiry and asks ' how long does it take to got to CT if I take train 123!?' The clerk gets a phone call just then and says '1 minute' to the confused guy to take the call!. The confused guy says 'thanks' and leaves!. [HE t h inks it takes only 1 minute to go from BY to CT!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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