You know its time to diet when ...?!


Question: You know its time to diet when !.!.!.!?
You Know It's Time to Diet When!.!.!.!.

You dance and it makes the band skip!.

You are diagnosed with the flesh eating virus, and the doctor gives you 22 more years to live!.

You put mayonnaise on an aspirin!.

You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts!.

Your driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side!."

You ran away and they had to use all four sides of the milk carton for your picture!.

You learn you were born with a silver shovel in your mouth!.

You could sell shade!.

Your blood type is Ragu!. Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Your attempts at humour are in vain my friend!.!.!. When humour is at another persons expense, and hurtful, there's just no humour in it at all!.!.!. I have been heavy and I know people who are still heavy!.!.!.and though some may even laugh at that so-called 'humour', they're still hurting deep inside!. STOP IT!. There's enough pain just being in this world let alone to have to intentionally inflict it on each other!.!.!.and then to call it humour!. I would encourage you to use your intelligence and wit elsewhere!. Some people live their whole miserable life trying to lose weight and 'fit in' only to be ostracized, ridiculed and made fun of!.!.!. As soon as we know you well enough to know one of your 'natural' problems (let's say you have a teeny weenie)!.!.!.and then let us make fun of you!.!.!. Maybe then you'd get 'the point'!.!.!. Sorry!.!.!.you may have meant well!.!.!.but, it's still sadly mistaken!.!.!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

Mr!. Nobody, you know it's time to diet when you have trouble getting into your underwear with the elastic band and all!. Btw, my blood type is not Pace!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol I like the license one and the elephants :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol ok!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

funny, thanks!. Www@Enter-QA@Com



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