Lol i found these jokes on a cop joke site?!
Question: Lol i found these jokes on a cop joke site!?
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A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't nabbing any!. Then, he discovered the problem - a 10 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD"!. The officer then found a young accomplice down the road in the other direction with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of change!.
Better:
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar trap!. A $180!.00 speeding ticket was included!. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $180!.00!. They responded with a mailed photo of handcuffs!.
Best:
A young woman was pulled over for speeding!. As the motorcycle officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said "I BET YOU ARE GOING TO SELL ME A TICKET TO THE MOTORCYCLE COP'S BALL"!. He replied with "MOTORCYCLE COPS DON'T HAVE BALLS"!. There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realised what he'd just said!. He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left!. She was laughing too hard to start her car for several minutes!.
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A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't nabbing any!. Then, he discovered the problem - a 10 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD"!. The officer then found a young accomplice down the road in the other direction with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of change!.
Better:
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar trap!. A $180!.00 speeding ticket was included!. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $180!.00!. They responded with a mailed photo of handcuffs!.
Best:
A young woman was pulled over for speeding!. As the motorcycle officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said "I BET YOU ARE GOING TO SELL ME A TICKET TO THE MOTORCYCLE COP'S BALL"!. He replied with "MOTORCYCLE COPS DON'T HAVE BALLS"!. There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realised what he'd just said!. He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left!. She was laughing too hard to start her car for several minutes!.
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The second one is best
We're twins!Www@Enter-QA@Com
We're twins!Www@Enter-QA@Com
The first one is clever, and the last one is just plain hilarious!. There could be a debate about the middle one!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO! HAHAHHAHAA OMG THATS WAS FREAKING HALARIOUS WELL WORTH A `~*~`Www@Enter-QA@Com
hilarious, I liked the better one ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
X) LMAO! ROFL! LOL!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha! Star for you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaha funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nice ones! The last was the best! One star for you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
keep'em coming!Www@Enter-QA@Com
those are hilarious! <3Www@Enter-QA@Com
hAHAHHAHA! omggg dude that gott me laughing!! which is exactlly wat i needed!
two thumbs up!
Awsumm jokes :)
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
two thumbs up!
Awsumm jokes :)
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
I love the middle one! So funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha!! All of them were down right hilarious keep em comin!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
those r funny!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm just glad that Your dad isn't a professional golfer!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
all good fun!Www@Enter-QA@Com
It must be American humor as I didn't laugh at all!.Www@Enter-QA@Com