Does anyone have a joke that is very funny or a riddle that is hard to figure ou!


Question: Does anyone have a joke that is very funny or a riddle that is hard to figure out!?
My aunt is a funny person and K could never make her laugh so I want a joke that will make her laugh!. Thx!Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
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every 30 seconds a man is stabed in london!

!.!.!.poor bastard
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A man walks into a bar and see's a beautiful woman!. He walks over to her and asks if she would like a drink!. The woman slaps him around the face and shouts "NO I WON'T HAVE A THREESOME WITH YOU AND YOUR WIFE!"!. The man, shocked, notices that the whole bar is staring at him and skulks away not quite knowing what happened!.

A little later, as he is sat having a drink, the woman approaches him and says: "Sorry about what happened earlier!. I'm doing an essay on how people cope with embarresment!."

The man replies "YOU CHARGE HOW MUCH!!!"
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Here's a tricky riddle!. It needs a bit of geometry to work it out!. (It's more of a puzzle than a riddle!. Hope that's ok!)

There are two places in the world in which you can walk 2 miles south, then 2 miles east, then 2 miles north, and end up at your starting point!. One is easy - you start at the north pole!. But, where is the other place!?

It's a real place on Earth!. This isn't a trick question!. It was asked on here (by someone else) several months ago and no one got it!.

Answer:
Think of the circle around the south pole which is exactly 2 miles long!. Your starting point is 2 miles north of this!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

riddel

Q!. has adam have none of eve has two of and every one eles have three of!?
A!.e's

Q!. a donkey was tied to a rope six feet long!. A bale of hay was 18 feet away and the donkey wanted to eat the hay!. How could he do it!?
A!.very easy because the rope tied to the donkey was tied to nothing

joke

QHow do men exercise on the beach!?
A!. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini!.
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A man is walking down the street with a woman on his back!. a friend sees him and said 'where are you going!?' 'I'm going to a fancy dress party' 'What as!?' said the man, and who is that woman on your back!? Oh thats Michelle, I'm going as a tortoise!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. B!.tw, it's IN London!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Two explorers were high in the mountains and found the frozen bodies of a man and a woman - one explorer said to the other, "I know for a fact that this is Adam and Eve!"!. How did he know that!?

They had no belly buttons :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

ok so a young boy is at the hospital and the doctor says are you ganna be alright SON !? How is the doctor related to the young boy!. It is not his father which you can add to the riddle!.


Answer: His mumWww@Enter-QA@Com

whats blue and creamy!? answer- smurf _ _ _
whats the definition of blue cheese!?- a smurf with a yeast infection!.-(I made that one up myself)Www@Enter-QA@Com

What seven (7) letter word ENDS in four vowels and has all five vowels in it, Hard enough riddle !?!?!? Think tree!!!
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UMmmm, lets see!.!.!.!.!.

Nope!. nothing!.

sorry!.

p!.s: Your aunty must be one heck of a bad lady, you look so sad in the avatar!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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