Net Addict ( Funny!! ) ?!


Question: Net Addict ( Funny!! ) !?
NET ADDICT :-

1!. A friend stops to see you since your phone has been busy-----for a year!!!!!"(FOR DIAL UP'S)

2!. You forgot how to work the TV remote control!.

3!. You see something funny and scream, "LOL, LOL!."

4!. You tell everyone, that after surgery, your mom went to ICQ !.!.!.!.!.!.instead of ICU!

5!. You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3 days and 45 minutes!.

6!. You placed the refrigerator beside your computer!.

7!. You buy a laptop and a cell phone so you can have ICQ in your car!.

8!. Tech support calls YOU for help!.

9!. You beg your friends to get an account so you can "hang out!."

10!. You get a second phone line just to call out for pizza!.

11!. You purchase a vanity car license plate with your screen name on it!.

12!. You say "he he he he" or "heh heh heh" instead of laughing!.

13!. You say "SCROLL UP" when someone asks what it was you said!.

14!. You find out divorce papers had been served on you 6 months ago!.

15!. You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to!.

16!. You look at an annoying person off line and wish that you had your ignore button handy!.

17!. You start to experience "withdrawal" after not being online for awhile!.

18!. You say!.!.!.!.!.!.!."Where did the time go!?!?"

19!. You sit on ICQ for 6 hours for that certain special person to sign on!.

20!. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee!.

21!.You end your sentences with!.!.!.!.!.three or more periods!.!.!.!.!. !.!.

22!. Your shoes are suddenly 2 sizes too small!.

23!. You think faster than the computer!.

24!. You enter a room and get greeted by 25 people with {{{hugs}}} and *kisses*!.

25!. Being called a newbie is a major insult to you!.

26!. You're on the phone and say BRB!.

27!. Your teacher or boss recommends a drug test for the blood shot eyes!.

28!. Your answering machine/voice mail sounds a little like this!.!.!.!."BRB!. Leave your S/N and I'll TTYL ASAP"!.

29!. You get up at 2:00 AM to go to the bathroom and turn the computer on instead!.

30!. You need to be pried from your computer by the Jaws-of-life!.

*DOES THIS APPLY TO YOU!? ME, HMM YEAHH!!!*Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com

WOW!

As far as i am concerned : Just as i begin to feel that any one of the above is going to happen, i shut down my computer and move away from it!

Cheers!

:)

RudraWww@Enter-QA@Com

1, 2, 17, 20, 22, 29, are very goodWww@Enter-QA@Com

2, 16, 19, 23 apply on me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Very nice!.Some of them apply but most of them don't apply for me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

9,15,19,26(i dont tend to say BRB it slips out)Www@Enter-QA@Com

this was very intresting!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.i like it very much!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

ya
i say lmao,lol,brb, hheeehe
and much more stuffWww@Enter-QA@Com

yes 15 and 29 applies to me!.!.!.' heh heh heh', lol!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I plead guilty to 1,2,16, 20 & 29!.!.!.and would add:

31!. You play poker online, and wonder why the game has slowed down so dramatically in real life!.

32!. You play bridge online, and get po'd because you can't clout your partner for passing your forcing bid!.

33!. You play chess online, and wonder what happened to that little prompt-box when facing the champ at your local club!.

34!. You make those little funny faces at a party, and people edge away from you very carefully!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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