Are they funny or not?!


Question: Are they funny or not!?
What a woman says!.!.!.

This place is a mess! C'mon!
You and I need to clean up!
Your stuff is lying on the floor and
You'll have no clothes to wear if we
don't do laundry right now!

What a man hears!.!.!.

blah blah blah blah blah C'MON!
YOU AND I blah blah blah blah!
blah blah blah blah ON THE FLOOR blah
blah blah NO CLOTHES blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah RIGHT NOW!


Good girls say "thanks for a wonderful dinner"!.!.!.
Bad girls say, "what's for breakfast!?"

Good girls never go after another girl's man!.!.!.
Bad girls go after him AND his brother!.

Good girls wear white cotton panties!.!.!.
Bad girls don't wear any!.

Good girls wax their floors!.!.!.
Bad girls wax their bikini lines!.

Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot!.!.!.
Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons!.

Good girls make chicken for dinner!.!.!.
Bad girls make reservations!.

Good girls blush during bedrooms scenes in movies!.!.!.
Bad girls know they could do better!.

Good girls never consider sleeping with the boss!.!.!.
Bad girls never do either, unless he's very, very rich!.

Good girls believe you're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls!.!.!.
Bad girls believe that you are fully dressed with JUST a strand of pearls!.

Good girls love Italian food!.!.!.
Bad girls love Italian waiters!.

Man: "I know how to please a woman!."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone!."

Man: "I want to give myself to you!."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts!."

Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
i laughed my asss off!Www@Enter-QA@Com

i liked it - but i didnt think that the 2nd part was too funy, about the good and bad girls!.!.!.!.
but the first about cleaning up the mess on the floor was great and the last four man & woman were great too!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Definitely!Www@Enter-QA@Com

It sounds like Cinderella !Www@Enter-QA@Com

it was kinda funny!. !.i find the 1st and the last jokes funi!. !.i dont really like the good girl bad girl jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com

haha!. that was hilarious!! STAR!Www@Enter-QA@Com

funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

haha thats hilarious but i dont understand the middle
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COOL!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Got a smile!. =)Www@Enter-QA@Com

its not that they arent funny so to speak but ive heard a majority of them beforeWww@Enter-QA@Com

they are true but not LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com

na , gt a book on bien funny , cuz dat ent !!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

All were just okay!.!.!.but da frst one was great!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yeah funny!.!.!. if it was 1932!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

these are really funny!. where did you find them!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

The last one was the funniest!!!!!!!! HAHA I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!!! =) LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com

I didn't laugh, but thats because I see them as realisms not jokes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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