Things My Mother Taught Me ...?!


Question: Things My Mother Taught Me !.!.!.!?
My Mother taught me LOGIC!.!.!.
"If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me!."

My Mother taught me MEDICINE!.!.!.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way!."

My Mother taught me TO THINK AHEAD!.!.!.
"If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job!"

My Mother taught me ESP!.!.!.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think that I know when you're cold!?"

My Mother taught me TO MEET A CHALLENGE!.!.!.
"What were you thinking!? Answer me when I talk to you!.!.!.Don't talk back to me!"

My Mother taught me HUMOR!.!.!.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me!."

My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT!.!.!.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up!.

My mother taught me ABOUT SEX!.!.!.
"How do you think you got here!?"

My mother taught me about GENETICS!.!.!.
"You are just like your father!"

My mother taught me about my ROOTS!.!.!.
"Do you think you were born in a barn!?"

My mother taught me about the WISDOM of AGE!.!.!.
"When you get to be my age, you will understand!."

My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION!.!.!.
"Just wait until your father gets home!."

My mother taught me about RECEIVING!.!.!.
You are going to get it when we get home!.

And my all time favorite thing- JUSTICE
"one day you will have kids, and I hope they turn out just like YOU!.!.!.then you'll see what it's like!."


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Answers:
dude to be honest those are riddles i guess!.
most ppl want 10 points!. they would even stoop low to say it was good!.
i say ur better at list then jokes!.
if ur dreaming to be a comedian then dont
u really suck!.
but on the bright side u can make pretty good list
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haha, nice! i havn't heard tht one so very cool!. oh yea and "paleblue!.!.!." go and freak yourself, when you put out a joke/list thts funnier then you can tlk k! but anyway good list! Www@Enter-QA@Com

If the entire world was as funny as this list the world would fail and explode from shittiness!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

You fail at everything!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Great medicine for old warrior!Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol!. The Sex one is funny!.

Aww!. You have no stars! Here you go!Www@Enter-QA@Com

' Nobody ' does it better!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

I am 50 + years old and I loved it thanks for sharingWww@Enter-QA@Com

I posted this one in a forum on Mother's day!. I thought it was cute, too!. And oh, so true!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

nice one
pretty funny and true :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

yes, this is very trueWww@Enter-QA@Com

cute and true, thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com

nice and cute :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

HAHAHAH!!!! MY mom has used all of those with me!!!

Wow! the way you put must mean I turned out REALLY good!

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i like it
its pretty cool

not so funny
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