Things not to say when a police officer pulls you over ...?!


Question: Things not to say when a police officer pulls you over !.!.!.!?
1!. Are you Andy or Barney!?

2!. Do you know why you pulled me over!? Okay, just so one of us does!.

3!. I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a police officer!.

4!. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in!.

5!. I pay your salary!

6!. Aren't you the guy from the Village People!?

7!. Hey, you must've been doing' about 125 mph to keep up with me!. Good job!

8!. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you!?

9!. Gee, Officer! That's terrific!. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10!. I was trying to keep up with traffic!. I know there are no other cars around!. That's how far ahead of me they are!.

11!. When the Officer says "Gee Son!.!.!.!.Your eyes look red, have you been drinking!?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Aww i was gonna say 11 :( oh well:


I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer!.

Excuse me!. Is "stick 'em up" hyphenated!?

I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead!.

Bad cop! No donut!

You're not gonna check the trunk, are you!?

Didn't I see you get your *** kicked on "Cops!?"

Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonald's!?

What do you mean, have I been "drinking!?" You're the trained
specialist!.

Hey, is that a 9 mm!? That's nothing compared to this !.44 magnum!.

Gee, if I gave $3000 to your Uncle, can he get me on the Police Force too !?

Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off
my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

My favorite is the one when the very bored Officer is waiting on the side of the country road, the car goes flying by, Officer pulls over car and says "Son, I've been waiting for you all day" Boy says "Well, Officer, I got here as fast as I could!." Www@Enter-QA@Com

Funny!. Number 11 is hilarious!. Thanks for sharing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Stop kiddin me!.!. I saw in the movie!.!.!. which one are you acting in now!.!. I actually tried that and escaped a ticket for drunken driving!. !.haha!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

very, very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

OMG! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

You are hilarious dude ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahhaha very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

I just got my permit and now I'm gonna use # 2, 3, 7, and 10!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Worst way to react; take a donut and throw it far away from your car and then step on it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

haha!.!. soooo funny! Www@Enter-QA@Com

hurray for number 11Www@Enter-QA@Com

yes they were funny!.
sing "bad boys, bad boys whatcha goning to do!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com

ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 11 is the best!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

11 was the best LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol, they're funny, love 7 most :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

there was another one about beer that was only allowed to say in texas!.!.!.

oh yeah it goes 'i can't reach my license unless you hold my beer'

heard 'em before but still pretty funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

"Is this going to take long!? I still have to meet my connection!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

1!. Here, hold my beer while I look for my license!.
2!. You'll feel better about letting me go if you take a puff of this!.
3!. Oh hold on, I'm almost done texting my bff
4!. She's almost done Officer, her head didn't effect my driving that much
5!. Weren't you one of the officers that was involved with Rodney King!?
6!. Why'd you pull me over, I'm not black
7!. Whoa dude, there's like 6 of you!. There are trails everywhere!. What's that Moses!? You want me to take his gun!?
8!. You should get a ticket for speeding too, how else did you catch up with me!.
9!. How you doing tonight, Pig!.
10!. Want to race again!?Www@Enter-QA@Com



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