Finish the sentence: Your mama is......... ?!


Question: Finish the sentence: Your mama is!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. !?
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your mama is my mama and that's why we shouldn't have sex!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Your mama is so poor, when you ask her what your eating for dinner, she sticks her foot on the table and says "corn"!.

Your Mama So Fat
when she step on the Weight Scales it says!.!.!.'to be continued'!.!.!.

she once went on a seafood diet!.!.!.whenever she saw food she ate it!

folk exercise by jogging around her!

when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time!.

she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy

she makes Kiko the Whale look like a Smartie

NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer

she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm!.!.!.

small objects orbit her!.

she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic!.

when I tell her to haul ***, she gotta make two trips!.

when she farted she launched herself into orbit!.

she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her!.!.!.behind Mount Everest!.

when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol!

she could be the eighth continent!.

she nearly put Safeway out of business

the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity!.

her Uni graduation photo was an aerial

when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball!.

she make Jabba the Hutt look anorexic!.
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your mamas so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

your mamas so stupid she couldn't guess what way a lift was going if she got three guesses

your mamas so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch

your mamas so stupid when you said it was chilly outside she ran outside with a spoon

your mamas so dumb she went to a footy game and supported the ref

your mamas so dumb when you said there was no bread she asked for toast

your mamas so dumb when you said the batteries were dead she burried them in the garden

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yo mama is so stupid it took her 2hours to watch 60minutes

yo mama is so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone

yo mama is so nasty she brings crabs to the beach

yo mama is so poor when she goes to KFC she licks other peoples fingers!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I no tons but my favourite are:

your mama's so it took her 2hrs to watch 60 minutes

your mamas so fat she gets on the scales and it says 'to be continued !. !. !.'

and i luv this 1 even tho it is so lame !. !.
ur mama's so fat she's fat!!

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Your momma is the winner of the
“count the number of spots on the bedroom ceiling” contest!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Your mom is!.!.!.!.!?

Cheating on your dad!.
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your mama is so lazy that she waits for earthquake while making love!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Your mama is not my mama!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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