Is This Truly,Wife From Hell (joke)?!
Question: Is This Truly,Wife From Hell (joke)!?
A police officer pulls over a speeding car!. The officer says, ' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir!.'
The driver says, 'Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating!.'
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 'Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control!.'
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, 'Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once!?'
The wife smiles demurely and says, 'You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did!.'
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, 'Damit, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut!?'
The officer frowns and says, 'And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir!. That's an automatic $75 fine!.'
The driver says, 'Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket!.'
The wife says, 'Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on!. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving!.'
And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, 'WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP!?!?'
The officer looks over at the woman and asks, 'Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am!?'
I love this part!.!. :
'Only when he's been drinking!.'
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The driver says, 'Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating!.'
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 'Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control!.'
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, 'Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once!?'
The wife smiles demurely and says, 'You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did!.'
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, 'Damit, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut!?'
The officer frowns and says, 'And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir!. That's an automatic $75 fine!.'
The driver says, 'Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket!.'
The wife says, 'Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on!. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving!.'
And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, 'WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP!?!?'
The officer looks over at the woman and asks, 'Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am!?'
I love this part!.!. :
'Only when he's been drinking!.'
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Answers:
Pmsl! fantastic punchline thanks mate!. I'll post it on my blog next week!., every one enjoys your jokes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Hahaha!!!! That's HILARIOUS!!! :D :D :D
LOVE IT! :)
*star* lol just a little enthusiastic!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOVE IT! :)
*star* lol just a little enthusiastic!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hilarious!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha wow
lol i thought
something worse was gonna happen lol
nice ending hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol i thought
something worse was gonna happen lol
nice ending hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol, i was just waiting for that last part thought he was going to slap her or somehting get more fines lol great joke 11/10Www@Enter-QA@Com
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hahahahahahahahaha!.!.!.!.!.that was really funnyy!.!.!.!.thanks for the laugh!.!.!.!.havve a star!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Not wife from hell, just p***ed off about something!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
this is really funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's a good one! I guess he deserved it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolz thats so funny im so glad im a big fan!! i love ur jokes!! even if u copied it doesnt matter i would say star and rate it 100/100!!! =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
that was really funny, i will give it a 10!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL nice one
star for u!
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star for u!
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