Joke-My cat can talk!?!
Question: Joke-My cat can talk!!?
Yesterday I asked her what two minus two was and she said nothing!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
My dog can too!.!.!.I rubbed it's nose with sandpaper and asked it what it felt like and it said 'Ruff'!.
It also does whatever I tell it!. I got hold of it and threw it on the fire and said!.!."Get off!"!.!.!.!.!.!.It did!.
Hi Bri!Www@Enter-QA@Com
It also does whatever I tell it!. I got hold of it and threw it on the fire and said!.!."Get off!"!.!.!.!.!.!.It did!.
Hi Bri!Www@Enter-QA@Com
quick pass me some prozac
i had a dog with no legs called ciggie
used to take it out for a drag
used to have a cat called toyah mean ******,,always biting and scratching,,hated me with a vengeance,,
so i divorced it,,
i love cats
couldn't eat a whole one,,Www@Enter-QA@Com
i had a dog with no legs called ciggie
used to take it out for a drag
used to have a cat called toyah mean ******,,always biting and scratching,,hated me with a vengeance,,
so i divorced it,,
i love cats
couldn't eat a whole one,,Www@Enter-QA@Com
I remember when I was put into a trance by a hypnotist on stage!. He said, "I'm going to make you make a noise like a cat"!.
I said, "Me-ow"!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
I said, "Me-ow"!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Clever cat Plato
able to talk and do mental arithmatic
!.!.!. or did she use a calculator (some cats cheat like that)Www@Enter-QA@Com
able to talk and do mental arithmatic
!.!.!. or did she use a calculator (some cats cheat like that)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Alright I get it!. Please I won't be bad anymore!. Please no more jokes!.
I'm dying here!. Hi Plato
Snizz stop peeing in the shower!. Recycle!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm dying here!. Hi Plato
Snizz stop peeing in the shower!. Recycle!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A talking cat wow, I would have it stuffed, (with gunpowder) that was some joke, I know that because you told us, will you tall us when to laugh too!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahah, funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
My cat once impersonated a dog!!
I doused him in petrol, threw a match on him and he went "WOOOF"
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I doused him in petrol, threw a match on him and he went "WOOOF"
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I'm surprised she doesn't pee in your shoes with jokes like that LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
Good one Plato, sometimes these small ones are the best!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.!.!.that's funny!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!Www@Enter-QA@Com