Little Johnny-Breakfast?!


Question: Little Johnny-Breakfast!?
A grade three teacher is giving a lesson on nutrition, and she decides to
ask her students what they had for breakfast!.

To add a spelling component, she asks the students to also spell their
answers!.

Susan puts up her hand and says she had an egg,

'E-G-G'!.

'Very good', says the teacher!.

Peter says he had toast!. 'T-O-A-S-T'!.

'Excellent!.'

Johnny has his hand up and the teacher reluctantly calls on him!.

'I had f*ck all', he says, 'F-*C-K A-L-L'!.

The teacher is mortified and scolds Johnny for his rude answer!.

Later when the lesson turns to geography, she asks the students some
rudimentary questions!.

Susan correctly identifies the Capital of Canada!. Peter is able to tell her
which ocean is off Canada's east coast!.

When it's Johnny's turn, the teacher remembers his rude answer from the
nutrition lesson, and decides to give him a very difficult question!.

Johnny, she asks, 'Where is the Pakistani border!?'

Johnny ponders the question and finally says, 'The Pakistani boarder is in
bed with my mother!.

That's why I got f*ck all for breakfast'!.
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Answers:
I don't get it!. No one in my office gets it either!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

ha ha ha!!! clever little Johny!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol funny one :) !!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Lol that was a really good one!. Have a star for making me laugh lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Kinda funny and intresting!. I'll give you a star than!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

um, ew!?Www@Enter-QA@Com



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