The old mans revenge, is it funny?!
Question: The old mans revenge, is it funny!?
An old prospector walks his tired old mule into a western town one day!. He'd been out in the desert for about six months without a drop of whiskey!. He walked up to the first saloon he came to and tied his old mule to the hitching rail!.
As he stood there brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a gunslinger walked out of the saloon!. He had a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other hand!. He looked at the old man and laughed!.
Then he said, "Hey old man have you ever danced!?"
The old man looked up at him and said, "Nope, never had a hankering to!."
A crowd had gathered by then and the gunslinger said, "Well you old fool you're gonna dance now," and he started shooting at the old man's feet!. The old man was hopping around and everybody was laughing!. He fired his last bullet, holstered his gun and turned around to go back in the saloon!.
The old man reached up on the mule, got his 10 gauge shotgun and pulled both hammers back, making a loud click!. The gunslinger heard this, then everything got quiet!. He slowly turned around and was looking at the old prospector aiming both barrels right at him!.
The old man asked him, "Did you ever kiss a mule's a$s!?"
The gunslinger swallowed hard, then said, "No sir, but I've always wanted to!"
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As he stood there brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a gunslinger walked out of the saloon!. He had a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other hand!. He looked at the old man and laughed!.
Then he said, "Hey old man have you ever danced!?"
The old man looked up at him and said, "Nope, never had a hankering to!."
A crowd had gathered by then and the gunslinger said, "Well you old fool you're gonna dance now," and he started shooting at the old man's feet!. The old man was hopping around and everybody was laughing!. He fired his last bullet, holstered his gun and turned around to go back in the saloon!.
The old man reached up on the mule, got his 10 gauge shotgun and pulled both hammers back, making a loud click!. The gunslinger heard this, then everything got quiet!. He slowly turned around and was looking at the old prospector aiming both barrels right at him!.
The old man asked him, "Did you ever kiss a mule's a$s!?"
The gunslinger swallowed hard, then said, "No sir, but I've always wanted to!"
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now that's one clever hombre Www@Enter-QA@Com
Well, the gunslinger finally got his wish!
Boy, I tell you, that musta been some look on the mule's face!!!!!
Funny joke!. I have to borrow this for my non-internet friends to read!. ON PAPER! Go figure!
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Boy, I tell you, that musta been some look on the mule's face!!!!!
Funny joke!. I have to borrow this for my non-internet friends to read!. ON PAPER! Go figure!
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NOW THAT WAS HILARIOUS!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I think its funny!.!.!. However, I can't say the same for the gunslinger!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Hee hee he!. That's so so funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Hehe!. Smart man!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
that is funny thanks for the laugh!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol yeah thats funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Oh my god!.That is so cool!.I love that iddle!.Its aWeSoMe!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'd have made him kiss mine too, before I shot him,!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lol
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lol Pretty funny!.
I'll give you a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
I'll give you a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
hum thats what he getz! 2 thumbs up for ya!Www@Enter-QA@Com