Joke> Have you heard about the Wal mart greeter?!
Question: Joke> Have you heard about the Wal mart greeter!?
A very loud, unattractive, mean-spirited woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them as they made their way from the parking lot into the store!.
The elderly Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart!. Nice children you have there!. Are they twins!?'
The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no they ain't twins! The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7!. Why the hell would you think they're twins!? Are you blind, or just stupid!?'
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter!. 'I just couldn't believe someone would sleep with you twice!. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
The elderly Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart!. Nice children you have there!. Are they twins!?'
The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no they ain't twins! The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7!. Why the hell would you think they're twins!? Are you blind, or just stupid!?'
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter!. 'I just couldn't believe someone would sleep with you twice!. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
OMG wouldn't we all love to say that at times!? LMAO, thanks K!Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHA niceeeeeeWww@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA Www@Enter-QA@Com
Wonderful lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Not hilarious!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny but not exactly LOL
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nope, never heard of it,
but i like the wal mart greeter =D
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but i like the wal mart greeter =D
good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
sheer comedy gold hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha that is hilarious! Www@Enter-QA@Com
Heh!. Thats nice!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Very goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
Kitty you are just too funny! I don't know where you come up with all of them, but you sure do brighten up my day!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Heard before, but still funny!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
wow thats funny as hell dang that was something else Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO!! Good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
Nice :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
" Good one , star for you :)"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good One!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMFAO
That is a good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
That is a good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
HaWww@Enter-QA@Com
That's funny!.!.!.thanks for the laugh :)
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That's a good one, and very true of several people I see around my town!. ;-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
No, have not heard this one before!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats funny!
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haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahah lol dudeeee that was so good:)))) that like made my dayWww@Enter-QA@Com
Well I enjoyed it !.!.!.:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
maybe she has a blind husband!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Made my day, I think I saw this woman in WM just last week!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.that's just cold!. that's such a good comeback!. nice one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol :DWww@Enter-QA@Com