Joke :Vulgar parrot,is this worthy of a star ?!
Question: Joke :Vulgar parrot,is this worthy of a star !?
A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot!. There was a sign on the cage that said $50!.00!. "Why so little," she asked the pet store owner!.
The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution, and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff!."
The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway!. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something!.
The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam!." The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's not so bad!."
When her two teenage daughters returned from school
the bird saw them and said, "New house, new madam, new girls!."
The girls and the woman were a bit offended but
then began to laugh about the situation!.
Moments later, the woman's husband, Keith, came home from work!.
The bird looked at him and said, "Hi Keith "Www@Enter-QA@Com
The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution, and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff!."
The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway!. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something!.
The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam!." The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's not so bad!."
When her two teenage daughters returned from school
the bird saw them and said, "New house, new madam, new girls!."
The girls and the woman were a bit offended but
then began to laugh about the situation!.
Moments later, the woman's husband, Keith, came home from work!.
The bird looked at him and said, "Hi Keith "Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
It always makes me laugh whenever i hear this one!.
The version i heard was something like, "New house, old customer!. Hi Keith, how are you!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
The version i heard was something like, "New house, old customer!. Hi Keith, how are you!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol that's hilarious, didn't see it coming!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha
ive heard this before but it still makes me laugh
and yes its worthy of a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
ive heard this before but it still makes me laugh
and yes its worthy of a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
ahhh!.!.!.the damn bird remembers keith from the wh*re house ey!.!.
good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
Bye Keith!.!.!.!.lol its wonderfulWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol made me laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
Never heard it before but it's funny!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!. Www@Enter-QA@Com