Is getting old all bad........?!
Question: Is getting old all bad!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!?
A couple had been married for 50 years!.
They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says,
'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together!.'
'I know,' the old man said!. 'We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago!.'
'Well,' Granny snickered!. 'Let's relive some old times!.'
Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table!.
'You know, honey,' the little old lady breathlessly replied, 'My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago!.'
'I wouldn't be surprised,' replied Gramps!. 'One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal !Www@Enter-QA@Com
They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says,
'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together!.'
'I know,' the old man said!. 'We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago!.'
'Well,' Granny snickered!. 'Let's relive some old times!.'
Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table!.
'You know, honey,' the little old lady breathlessly replied, 'My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago!.'
'I wouldn't be surprised,' replied Gramps!. 'One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal !Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Two old men were sitting in a bar, discussing their wives!. The first said, "Last night, I asked Myrna if we could try sex in a different position!. I wanted to try doing it doggy style!."
"Doggy style!? Did she go for it!?"
I'll say!. I sat up and begged while she rolled over and played dead!."
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"Doggy style!? Did she go for it!?"
I'll say!. I sat up and begged while she rolled over and played dead!."
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OMG!!! Hilarious!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Wow that sucks, =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats funny! hope it doesnt happen to me!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A couple in their 60's are celebrating their 40th anniversary!. The wife says, "You know, on our wedding night, you made love to me 4 times!. Now we hardly do it once a month!." The husband says, "I've still got it, sweetie and I'm game if you are!"
They go upstairs and the first time goes fine!. The man struggles a bit the second time to finish and takes a short nap!. He wakes up and strains, barely completing the third attempt!. Taking another nap, he wakes up and barely manages the 4th go-round before collapsing into a deep sleep!.
He wakes up late for work and rushes in only to be met by his irate boss!. "Sorry sir, I guess my wife and I celebrated our anniversary at bit too much and I overslept this morning!."
"OK, I can understand that!.!.but where were you yesterday and the day before!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
They go upstairs and the first time goes fine!. The man struggles a bit the second time to finish and takes a short nap!. He wakes up and strains, barely completing the third attempt!. Taking another nap, he wakes up and barely manages the 4th go-round before collapsing into a deep sleep!.
He wakes up late for work and rushes in only to be met by his irate boss!. "Sorry sir, I guess my wife and I celebrated our anniversary at bit too much and I overslept this morning!."
"OK, I can understand that!.!.but where were you yesterday and the day before!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com