Is this Little Johnny at his best?!
Question: Is this Little Johnny at his best!?
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day!. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time!. She was reluctant to call on little Johnny, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude!. But, eventually, his turn came!.
Little Johnny walked up to the front of the class and, with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down!.
Well, the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnny had in mind for his report on something exciting, so she asked him just what that was!.
"It's a period," reported Johnny!.
"Well, I can see that," she said, "but what's so exciting about a period!?"
"Damned if I know", said Johnny, "but, this morning, my sister said she missed one!. Dad had a heart attack, Mom fainted, and the man next door suddenly left town!.!"
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Little Johnny walked up to the front of the class and, with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down!.
Well, the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnny had in mind for his report on something exciting, so she asked him just what that was!.
"It's a period," reported Johnny!.
"Well, I can see that," she said, "but what's so exciting about a period!?"
"Damned if I know", said Johnny, "but, this morning, my sister said she missed one!. Dad had a heart attack, Mom fainted, and the man next door suddenly left town!.!"
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lmao SS
so where did you run to lol
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so where did you run to lol
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Little Johnny's class is learning about animals!. First, the teacher holds up a picture of a cow!. "What is this, class!?"
The class goes, "It's a cow, it's a cow!"
"Correct!. And this!?" holding up a picture of a chicken!.
"A chicken, a chicken!"
"Correct!." This goes on for a while, then the teacher holds up a picture of a deer with a magnificent set of antlers!. The class is stumped!.
"Come on class!.!.!.think hard!. Sometimes, your mother might call your father this!."
Little Johnny brightens up and says, "Oh, so that's what a horny f*cker looks like!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
The class goes, "It's a cow, it's a cow!"
"Correct!. And this!?" holding up a picture of a chicken!.
"A chicken, a chicken!"
"Correct!." This goes on for a while, then the teacher holds up a picture of a deer with a magnificent set of antlers!. The class is stumped!.
"Come on class!.!.!.think hard!. Sometimes, your mother might call your father this!."
Little Johnny brightens up and says, "Oh, so that's what a horny f*cker looks like!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Funny =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny as!Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMG that is hella scandalousWww@Enter-QA@Com
Laughed out loud!. Laughed even longer because its TRUE !Www@Enter-QA@Com
Great!. Welcome back!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh yes this is Little Johnny At His Best!. Have a star for that one lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol!Www@Enter-QA@Com
its ok by meWww@Enter-QA@Com
Still made me laugh as much as the last time I read itWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ha Ha Saint - very funny as usual, keep up the good work my fellow geordie!Www@Enter-QA@Com
not at his best but still funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
that is a good one!.little johnny always puts a smile on my face :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
great, i am telling that to my mates!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL
it'd good cos i've never heard it :3Www@Enter-QA@Com
it'd good cos i've never heard it :3Www@Enter-QA@Com
that is heaps funny, but i don't think it's his bestWww@Enter-QA@Com
good joke!.!.!. but i hav seen it before!.!.!. still a good laugh [:D]Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahha
now my office knows i'm not working :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
now my office knows i'm not working :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
thats our johnny classic mate cheers Www@Enter-QA@Com
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it was good!.!. try this:
Little Johnny came home from school one day and said to his father, "Dad, what can you tell me about politics!? I have to learn about it for school tomorrow!."
The father thought some and said, "Okay, son, the best way I can describe politics is to use an analogy!. Let’s say that I’m capitalism because I’m the breadwinner!. Your mother will be government because she controls everything, our maid will be the working class because she works for us, you will be the people because you answer to us, and your baby brother will be the future!. Does that help any!?"
Little Johnny said, "Well, Dad, I don’t know, but I’ll think about what you said!."
Later that night, after everyone had gone to bed, Johnny was woken up by his brother’s crying!. Upon further investigation, he found a dirty diaper!.
So, he went down the hall to his parent’s bedroom and found his father’s side of the bed empty and his mother wouldn’t wake up!. Then he saw a light on in the guest room down the hall, and when he reached the door, he saw through the crack that his father was in bed with the maid!. Because he couldn’t do anything else, he turned and went back to bed!.
The next morning, he said to his father at the breakfast table, "Dad, I think I understand politics much better now!."
"Excellent, my boy," he answered, "What have you learned!?"
Little Johnny thought for a minute and said, "I learned that capitalism is screwing the working class, government is sound asleep ignoring the people, and the future’s full of sh*t!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
it was good!.!. try this:
Little Johnny came home from school one day and said to his father, "Dad, what can you tell me about politics!? I have to learn about it for school tomorrow!."
The father thought some and said, "Okay, son, the best way I can describe politics is to use an analogy!. Let’s say that I’m capitalism because I’m the breadwinner!. Your mother will be government because she controls everything, our maid will be the working class because she works for us, you will be the people because you answer to us, and your baby brother will be the future!. Does that help any!?"
Little Johnny said, "Well, Dad, I don’t know, but I’ll think about what you said!."
Later that night, after everyone had gone to bed, Johnny was woken up by his brother’s crying!. Upon further investigation, he found a dirty diaper!.
So, he went down the hall to his parent’s bedroom and found his father’s side of the bed empty and his mother wouldn’t wake up!. Then he saw a light on in the guest room down the hall, and when he reached the door, he saw through the crack that his father was in bed with the maid!. Because he couldn’t do anything else, he turned and went back to bed!.
The next morning, he said to his father at the breakfast table, "Dad, I think I understand politics much better now!."
"Excellent, my boy," he answered, "What have you learned!?"
Little Johnny thought for a minute and said, "I learned that capitalism is screwing the working class, government is sound asleep ignoring the people, and the future’s full of sh*t!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water!.
Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in The Act!.
Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims,
"Oh, boy! Horsy ride! Daddy, can I ride on your back!?"
Daddy, relieved that Johnny's not asking more uncomfortable questions, and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, agrees!.
Johnny hops on and daddy starts going to town!. Pretty soon mommy starts moaning and gasping!.
Johnny cries out,
"Hang on tight, Daddy! This is the part where me and the milkman usually get bucked off!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in The Act!.
Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims,
"Oh, boy! Horsy ride! Daddy, can I ride on your back!?"
Daddy, relieved that Johnny's not asking more uncomfortable questions, and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, agrees!.
Johnny hops on and daddy starts going to town!. Pretty soon mommy starts moaning and gasping!.
Johnny cries out,
"Hang on tight, Daddy! This is the part where me and the milkman usually get bucked off!"Www@Enter-QA@Com