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LITTLE HARRY ON MATHS (Part 1)



A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence, and you shoot one of them, how many will be left!?'


She calls on little Harry!.


He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot!.'


The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking!.'>

Then little Harry says, 'I have a question for YOU Miss Rogers'!.


There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:

One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream!.


The second is gobbling down the top and sucking on the cone!.


The third is biting off the top of the ice cream!.


Which one is married!?'


The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 'Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone!.'

To which Little Harry replies, 'The correct answer is 'The one with the wedding-ring on, 'but I like your thinking!.'




LITTLE HARRY ON MATH (Part 2)



Little Harry returns from school and says he got an 'F' in arithmetic!.


'Why'!? asks the father!.


'The teacher asked 'How much is 2 x 3', so I said 6', replies Harry!.


'But that's right' says his father!.


'Yeah, but then she asked me, 'How much is 3 x 2'


'What's the f!.!.!.!.in' difference!?' asks the father!.


'That's what I said' replied Harry!.





LITTLE HARRY ON ENGLISH




Little Harry goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words in our class!. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word!?'


Harry says 'Mas-tur-bate!.'


Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, Harry, that's a real mouthful!.'


Little Harry says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a ********!.'




LITTLE HARRY ON GRAMMAR


Little Harry was sitting in the class one day!.



All of a sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom!. He yelled out, 'Miss Jones, I need to go take a p!.!.s!!'



The teacher replied, 'Now Harry, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation!. The correct word you want to is, 'I need to Urinate'!.

Please use the word 'ur-i-nate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go!.'

Little Harry thinks for a bit, and then says, 'YOUR'E AN EIGHT, but if you had bigger ****, you'd be a TEN'





LITTLE HARRY ON GRAMMAR (Part 2)




One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word 'beautiful' in the same sentence twice!.



First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, 'My father bought my mother a beautiful dress, and she looked beautiful in it!.'>

'Very good, Suzie,' replied the teacher!.

She then called on little Michael!.

'My mommy planned a beautiful banquet, and it turned out beautifully!.'


She said, 'Excellent, Michael, excellent!.'


Then the teacher reluctantly called on little Harry!.


'Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said 'Beautiful, just f!.!.!.!.in' beautiful'!.


LITTLE HARRY ON GETTING OLDER

Little Harry was sitting on a park bench, munching on one candy bar after another!.


After the 6th bar, a man on the bench across from him said, 'Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you!. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat!.'

Little Harry replied, 'My grandfather lived to be 107 years old!.'

The man asked, 'Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time'!?

Little Harry answered, 'No, he just minded his own f!.!.!.in' business!.





I LOVE Little HARRY !!!



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Answers:
i heard them as little johnny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

haha hahahaha love itWww@Enter-QA@Com

Harry's a champion!.
Heres a starWww@Enter-QA@Com

Liked the second one most, thanks, they are funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com

oldie but a goodieWww@Enter-QA@Com

Thanks for the morning chuckle~Www@Enter-QA@Com

They are all great esp!. the You're an eight!Www@Enter-QA@Com

loved the ice cream one!! you get a starWww@Enter-QA@Com

Love 'em! And Bartoni's one is great too!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I love him too! You brightened my day!Www@Enter-QA@Com

known infamously as little johnny!.!.!. here's another one:

Little Johnny came home from school one day and said to his father, "Dad, what can you tell me about politics!? I have to learn about it for school tomorrow!."

The father thought some and said, "Okay, son, the best way I can describe politics is to use an analogy!. Let’s say that I’m capitalism because I’m the breadwinner!. Your mother will be government because she controls everything, our maid will be the working class because she works for us, you will be the people because you answer to us, and your baby brother will be the future!. Does that help any!?"

Little Johnny said, "Well, Dad, I don’t know, but I’ll think about what you said!."

Later that night, after everyone had gone to bed, Johnny was woken up by his brother’s crying!. Upon further investigation, he found a dirty diaper!.

So, he went down the hall to his parent’s bedroom and found his father’s side of the bed empty and his mother wouldn’t wake up!. Then he saw a light on in the guest room down the hall, and when he reached the door, he saw through the crack that his father was in bed with the maid!. Because he couldn’t do anything else, he turned and went back to bed!.

The next morning, he said to his father at the breakfast table, "Dad, I think I understand politics much better now!."

"Excellent, my boy," he answered, "What have you learned!?"

Little Johnny thought for a minute and said, "I learned that capitalism is screwing the working class, government is sound asleep ignoring the people, and the future’s full of sh*t!."
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So do I!.!.!.!.!.!.!.

Little Harry was boy walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him!.

He walked up to a house of ill repute and knocked on the door!. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted!. He said, 'I want to have sex with one of the women inside!. I have the money and I'm not leaving until I do!.'

The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in!. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked!. He asked, 'Do any of the girls have any diseases!?'

Of course, the Madam said no, but the boy replied, 'I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making it with Amber!. So THAT'S the girl I want!'

Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right!. He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him!.

Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door!.

The Madam stopped him and asked, 'Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others!?'

He said, 'Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with my babysitter!. After they leave, my babysitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of little boys!. She will get the disease that I just caught!.

When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the babysitter home!. On the way, he'll jump her bones, and he'll catch the disease!.

Then when Dad gets home from the babysitters, he and Mom will go to bed and have sex, and Mom will catch it!.

In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom and catch the disease!.!.!.and HE'S the son-of-a-***** who ran over my FROG!
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