What was the one thing you remeber that was so funny you thought you'd piss !


Question: What was the one thing you remeber that was so funny you thought you'd piss your pants!?
Childhood memory to embarrassing moment!.!.!.


what is your's!? Made you laugh so hard you'd thought youd die from lack of air :3!?

Best and funniest gets the 10!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
A Blonde's Year in Review



January

Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight!.



February

Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels!.!.!.!.!.

Helllloooo!!!!.!.!.!.!.!.!.bottles won't fit in printer!!!

March

Got really excited!.!.!.!.!.finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months!.!.!.!.!.

box said '2-4 years!'



April

Trapped on escalator for hours !.!.!.!. power went out!!!



May

Tried to make Kool-Aid!.!.!.!.!.wrong instructions!.!.!.!.

8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!



June

Tried to go water skiing!.!.!.!.!.!.!.couldn't find a lake with a slope!.



July

Lost breast stroke swimming competition!.!.!.!.!.learned later,

the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!



August

Got locked out of my car in rain storm!.!.!.!.!.

car swamped because soft-top was open!.



September

The capital of California is 'C'!.!.!.!.!.isn't it!?!?!?



October

Hate M & M's!.!.!.!.!.they are so hard to peel!.



November

Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days!.!.!.!.!.

instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!



December

Couldn't call 911 !.!.!.!.!.

'duh'!.!.!.!.!.there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!!






blonde joke:

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond

female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox!.

She opened it then slammed it shut & stormed back in the house!.

A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and
again,

opened it, slammed it shut again!. Angrily, back into the house she went!.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again,

marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than
ever!.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, 'Is something wrong!?'



To which she replied, 'There certainly is!'


My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAILWww@Enter-QA@Com

probly the time there was a fire drill and i was in the locker room showering and the intire 7th grade was out side in there towles and then they couldnt get the alarms to go off so we were out there for 45 minutes all naked soaking wet in towels and some people had partially dressed underneath!.!.!. or the time i was at walmart and i grabed some guys hand by acendent and i thought i was my dad it wasnt !.!.!. i was 8 or 9 then Www@Enter-QA@Com

Usually it's the stupidest stuff you can imagine!. Like an idiotic "inside joke" with a friend, or one time when i was a little kid i wandered around the store going "Pickle! Pickle!" haha bet ppl!. looked at me funny a lot that day!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

When a step daughter was very young i got her to laughing so i intentionally kept acting like i was laughing & couldn't stop!. She couldn't stop!. The more i put on the harder it was for me to stop we both had to run for the bathroom!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

the look on mom's face after she farts aloud in churchWww@Enter-QA@Com



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