Heidi Klum is driving around one day?!
Question: Heidi Klum is driving around one day!?
Suddenly, the car breaks down and she has it towed to a garage!. A little bit later, the mechanic comes out and says, "Looks like you've blown a seal!."
Heidi replies, "Leave my personal life out of it and tell me what's wrong with my car!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Heidi replies, "Leave my personal life out of it and tell me what's wrong with my car!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Good one!.!.!. Here's another:
A guy was stranded on a desert island with Heidi Klum!. Initially, he played it cool, not making any moves on her for several weeks!.
Finally, he asked her if they could start a physical relationship, so as to attend to each other’s needs!. Heidi was game, and a very nice sexual relationship began!.
After several months, the guy approached Heidi and said, “I have a problem…It’s kind of a guy thing, but I need to ask you a favor!.” Heidi replied, “Okay,” to which he asked, “Can I borrow your eyebrow pencil!?”
Heidi looked at him in confusion, but obliged!.
The guy then asked, “Do you mind if I use the eyebrow pencil to draw a mustache on you!?” Heidi was growing worried, but again obliged, so the guy drew a mustache on her!.
Then the guy said, “Can you wear some of my clothes!? I need for you to look more like a man!.” Heidi was becoming disappointed at this point, but hesitantly put on his clothes!.
Finally, the guy said to Heidi, “Do you mind if I call you Phil!?” Heidi had now become very dejected, and said “No, I guess not, you can call me Phil!.”
So, the guy reached out and grabbed Heidi by the arms and shouted “Phil, you won’t believe who I have been sleeping with!” Www@Enter-QA@Com
A guy was stranded on a desert island with Heidi Klum!. Initially, he played it cool, not making any moves on her for several weeks!.
Finally, he asked her if they could start a physical relationship, so as to attend to each other’s needs!. Heidi was game, and a very nice sexual relationship began!.
After several months, the guy approached Heidi and said, “I have a problem…It’s kind of a guy thing, but I need to ask you a favor!.” Heidi replied, “Okay,” to which he asked, “Can I borrow your eyebrow pencil!?”
Heidi looked at him in confusion, but obliged!.
The guy then asked, “Do you mind if I use the eyebrow pencil to draw a mustache on you!?” Heidi was growing worried, but again obliged, so the guy drew a mustache on her!.
Then the guy said, “Can you wear some of my clothes!? I need for you to look more like a man!.” Heidi was becoming disappointed at this point, but hesitantly put on his clothes!.
Finally, the guy said to Heidi, “Do you mind if I call you Phil!?” Heidi had now become very dejected, and said “No, I guess not, you can call me Phil!.”
So, the guy reached out and grabbed Heidi by the arms and shouted “Phil, you won’t believe who I have been sleeping with!” Www@Enter-QA@Com
leave heidi alone !. lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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this joke is older than my grandmother!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com