Joke> As you slide down the bannister of life ?!
Question: Joke> As you slide down the bannister of life !?
As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember:
1!.!. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have Co-written an impressive new book!. It`s called Ministers Do More Than Lay People!.
2!.!. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary!.
3!.!. The difference between the Pope and your boss, the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring!.
4!.!. My mind works like lightning, One brilliant flash and it is gone!.
5!.!. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you`re in the bathroom!.
6!.!. I hate sex in the movies!. Tried it once!. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood!.
7!.!. It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable!. Now, of course, there`s shipping and handling, too!. And now there`s fuel surcharges!.
8!.!. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house!.
9!.!. My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a large trash can!.
10!.!. A blonde said, I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off!. I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn signal fluid!.
11!.!. My neighbor was bit by a stray rabid dog!. I went to see how he was and found him writing frantically on a piece of paper!. I told him rabies could be treated, and he didn`t have to worry about a will!. He said, Will!? What will!? I`m making a list of the people I want to bite!.
12!.!. Definition of a teenager!?
God`s punishment!.!. for enjoying sex!.
13!.!. As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way!.
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1!.!. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have Co-written an impressive new book!. It`s called Ministers Do More Than Lay People!.
2!.!. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary!.
3!.!. The difference between the Pope and your boss, the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring!.
4!.!. My mind works like lightning, One brilliant flash and it is gone!.
5!.!. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you`re in the bathroom!.
6!.!. I hate sex in the movies!. Tried it once!. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood!.
7!.!. It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable!. Now, of course, there`s shipping and handling, too!. And now there`s fuel surcharges!.
8!.!. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house!.
9!.!. My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a large trash can!.
10!.!. A blonde said, I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off!. I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn signal fluid!.
11!.!. My neighbor was bit by a stray rabid dog!. I went to see how he was and found him writing frantically on a piece of paper!. I told him rabies could be treated, and he didn`t have to worry about a will!. He said, Will!? What will!? I`m making a list of the people I want to bite!.
12!.!. Definition of a teenager!?
God`s punishment!.!. for enjoying sex!.
13!.!. As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way!.
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A nice batch of amusing jokes that has made my day! As a token, here is a star for you, kitty!.
I pictured the 'sex in the movie' ( # 6 ) & loved it most & now I'm in the mood!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I pictured the 'sex in the movie' ( # 6 ) & loved it most & now I'm in the mood!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Kitty!.!.this is one of your best ones for me!. LOL It is true about life ;making it even funnier!. I have slid down many banisters in my life! Thanks for the laughs! Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny especially #12Www@Enter-QA@Com
HaHa
All very funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
All very funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha! 11Www@Enter-QA@Com
very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
them were great!. thanks for the laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
I liked 8 the best!.!.!.It really doesn't count as cleaning the whole house!?!?!? :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
good ones, thanks and have a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
great one, i'll take number 9 please thanks K!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thanks, I would like to crack a smile but my back is killing me!. So how about I give you a star and we call it even!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO!.!.!.I can't stop from laughing!. I'm on the floor!.!.Tears running down my face!.!.This so hilarious !!!
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