How about these 3 oldies still funny or not ?!
Question: How about these 3 oldies still funny or not !?
Mushrooms
"I was married 3 times" explained the man to a newly
discovered drinking partner, "and I'll never marry again!.
My first 2 wives died of eating poison mushrooms and my 3rd
wife died of a fractured skull!."
"That's a shame!." said his friend , "How did it happen!?"
"She wouldn't eat the mushrooms!."
Jim
A woman was complaining to the neighbor that her husband
always came home late, no matter how she tried to stop him!.
"Take my advice," said the neighbor, "and do what I did!.
Once my husband came home at three o'clock in the morning,
and from my bed, I called out :'Is that you, Jim !?' And that
cured him!."
"Cured him!" asked the woman, "but how !?"
The neighbor said, "You see, his name is Bill!."
Wedding
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl
whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in
white!?"
"Because white is the color of happiness, and today is
the happiest day of her life," her mother tried to
explain, keeping it simple!.
The child thought about this for a moment, then said,
"So whys the groom wearing black!?"
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"I was married 3 times" explained the man to a newly
discovered drinking partner, "and I'll never marry again!.
My first 2 wives died of eating poison mushrooms and my 3rd
wife died of a fractured skull!."
"That's a shame!." said his friend , "How did it happen!?"
"She wouldn't eat the mushrooms!."
Jim
A woman was complaining to the neighbor that her husband
always came home late, no matter how she tried to stop him!.
"Take my advice," said the neighbor, "and do what I did!.
Once my husband came home at three o'clock in the morning,
and from my bed, I called out :'Is that you, Jim !?' And that
cured him!."
"Cured him!" asked the woman, "but how !?"
The neighbor said, "You see, his name is Bill!."
Wedding
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl
whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in
white!?"
"Because white is the color of happiness, and today is
the happiest day of her life," her mother tried to
explain, keeping it simple!.
The child thought about this for a moment, then said,
"So whys the groom wearing black!?"
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Answers:
All very funny!.
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Definitely made me giggle! Check this one out:
So a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his
crotch!.
The bartender asks, "Did you know you have a steering wheel sticking out of your crotch!?"
The pirate responds, "Arrr!. It's drivin' me nuts!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
So a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his
crotch!.
The bartender asks, "Did you know you have a steering wheel sticking out of your crotch!?"
The pirate responds, "Arrr!. It's drivin' me nuts!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Not bad, some of the old jokes still have a place in today's humour!.
Here is one for you,
The young lad seeing his mother in the shower quoted, Mummy, that is a strange place to grow a beard!.
Hope you like that, no offence intended!.
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Here is one for you,
The young lad seeing his mother in the shower quoted, Mummy, that is a strange place to grow a beard!.
Hope you like that, no offence intended!.
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It's just fine :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
All good ones nice job!. you get a star
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yes they are all time good humour!.!.!.!.lol
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hahahaha very funny
esp the last one jus mad my day lol :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
esp the last one jus mad my day lol :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMG!! good jokes!! i did not expect those!. :)) LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com