Tell me if you like this joke?!


Question: Tell me if you like this joke!?
On the outskirts of a small Georgia town, there was a big, old pecan tree, just inside a cemetery fence!. One day, two boys filled up the bucket with nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight and began dividing the nuts!.
"One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me!."said one boy!.
Meanwhile, several dropped and rolled toward the fence!.
Along came another boy riding on his bicycle!. As he passed the cemetery he thought he heard voices from inside!. He slowed down to investigate!.
Sure enough he heard," one for you, one for me, one for you, one for me!."
He just knew what it was, he jumped back on his bike and rode off!. Just around the bend he met a man with a cane, hobbling along!.
"Come here quick," said the boy!. "you won't believe what I heard! Satan and the Lord are down by the cemetery fence dividing up the souls!"
The man said : Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk!.
When the boy insisted though the man hobbled to the cemetery!.
Standing by the cemetery fence they listened intently then they heard "one for you, one for me, one for you, one for me!."
The old man whispered "Boy you are telling the truth!. Let's see if we can see the Lord
Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were still unable to see anything!. Straingin, the old man and the boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of the Lord!.

At last they heard, "one for you, one for me!. that's all!. NOw let's go get those nuts by the fence and we'll be done!.

The old man made it back to town a full 5 minutes ahead of the boy on the bike!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
That's funny! I want to send that to my mom & sister!.lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Niiiiice!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Good one, lol!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

good one!!:DWww@Enter-QA@Com

It's ok!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Superb!!!!!Great!. How do u people hav such good sense of humor!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

haha that one is funny
i like it made me laughWww@Enter-QA@Com

That was good!. I'll give you a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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