Ready for another round of "What's the Punchline?"?!
Question: Ready for another round of "What's the Punchline!?"!?
Remember, this is the first part of a joke!. There is already a punchline, but I'm leaving it off!.
So think originality, think humor, think clean!. The funniest, most original one will get the 10 points!.
The old rooster watched as a newcomer came in, strutting up!. "Get off the perch old one, I'm here now!."
The old rooster shook his head!. "Son, I've been here a very long time!. It'll take more than a loud cock-a-doodle-doo like you to knock me off!."
The young one strutted over!. "So, how so I get you off!."
The old one nodded towards the yard!. "We have a race around the house!."
The young one scoffed!. "I'll peck your feathers off!."
The old one shrugged!. "Maybe!. But I do ask you give me a 10 second head start!."
The young one agreed, and the old one took off!. The young rooster thought, watching him run, that it'd be easy to catch and pass him!. As the ten seconds passed, the old one went around one corner of the house and the young one took off!. As the old one went around to the back of the house, the young one easily saw him in sight, and started laughing, seeing that his competition was already starting to slow!. He got closer and closer until, suddenly!.!.!.BLAM!!!
As the farmer put down his shotgun, he said!.!.!.
What!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
So think originality, think humor, think clean!. The funniest, most original one will get the 10 points!.
The old rooster watched as a newcomer came in, strutting up!. "Get off the perch old one, I'm here now!."
The old rooster shook his head!. "Son, I've been here a very long time!. It'll take more than a loud cock-a-doodle-doo like you to knock me off!."
The young one strutted over!. "So, how so I get you off!."
The old one nodded towards the yard!. "We have a race around the house!."
The young one scoffed!. "I'll peck your feathers off!."
The old one shrugged!. "Maybe!. But I do ask you give me a 10 second head start!."
The young one agreed, and the old one took off!. The young rooster thought, watching him run, that it'd be easy to catch and pass him!. As the ten seconds passed, the old one went around one corner of the house and the young one took off!. As the old one went around to the back of the house, the young one easily saw him in sight, and started laughing, seeing that his competition was already starting to slow!. He got closer and closer until, suddenly!.!.!.BLAM!!!
As the farmer put down his shotgun, he said!.!.!.
What!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
HOOWEY!!! We got us a live one right here, mmm way better than the old one we was gonna cook!. idk its kinda lameWww@Enter-QA@Com
Damn, that's the third gay rooster in as many days!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
"DAGNABBIT!!.!.!.!.3rd gay rooster I bought this month!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!."
or some other 'cock chasing' reference!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
or some other 'cock chasing' reference!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I wish my wife would blow my cock so I won't have to!.Www@Enter-QA@Com