Joke : Excerpts From Classified Sections Of City Newspapers...Is this worth a st!
Question: Joke : Excerpts From Classified Sections Of City Newspapers!.!.!.Is this worth a star !? !?
WE DO NOT TEAR YOUR CLOTHING WITH MACHINERY!.
WE DO IT CAREFULLY BY HAND!.
# GET RID OF AUNTS!. ZAP DOES THE JOB IN 24 HOURS!.
# STOCK UP AND SAVE!. LIMIT: ONE!.
# ILLITERATE!? WRITE TODAY FOR FREE HELP!.
# MAN, HONEST!. WILL TAKE ANYTHING!.
# WANTED!. MAN TO TAKE CARE OF COW THAT DOES NOT SMOKE OR DRINK!.
# AUTO REPAIR SERVICE!. FREE PICK-UP AND DELIVERY!.
TRY US ONCE, YOU'LL NEVER GO ANYWHERE AGAIN!.
# DOG FOR SALE: EATS ANYTHING AND IS FOND OF CHILDREN!.
# MIXING BOWL SET DESIGNED TO PLEASE A COOK WITH ROUND BOTTOM FOR EFFICIENT BEATING!.
# AMANA WASHER $100!. OWNED BY CLEAN BACHELOR WHO SELDOM WASHED!.
# OUR EXPERIENCED MOM WILL CARE FOR YOUR CHILD!.
FENCED YARD, MEALS, AND SMACKS INCLUDED!.
# NOW IS YOUR CHANCE TO HAVE YOUR EARS PIERCED
AND GET AN EXTRA PAIR TO TAKE HOME, TOO!.
# MAN WANTED TO WORK IN DYNAMITE FACTORY!.
MUST BE WILLING TO TRAVEL!.
# TIRED OF CLEANING YOURSELF!. LET ME DO IT!.
# SEMI-ANNUAL AFTER-CHRISTMAS SALE!.
# 3-YEAR OLD TEACHER NEEDED FOR PRE-SCHOOL!.
EXPERIENCE PREFERRED!.
# VACATION SPECIAL: HAVE YOUR HOME EXTERMINATED!.
# GIRL WANTED TO ASSIST MAGICIAN IN CUTTING-OFF-HEAD ILLUSION!.
BLUE CROSS AND SALARY!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
WE DO IT CAREFULLY BY HAND!.
# GET RID OF AUNTS!. ZAP DOES THE JOB IN 24 HOURS!.
# STOCK UP AND SAVE!. LIMIT: ONE!.
# ILLITERATE!? WRITE TODAY FOR FREE HELP!.
# MAN, HONEST!. WILL TAKE ANYTHING!.
# WANTED!. MAN TO TAKE CARE OF COW THAT DOES NOT SMOKE OR DRINK!.
# AUTO REPAIR SERVICE!. FREE PICK-UP AND DELIVERY!.
TRY US ONCE, YOU'LL NEVER GO ANYWHERE AGAIN!.
# DOG FOR SALE: EATS ANYTHING AND IS FOND OF CHILDREN!.
# MIXING BOWL SET DESIGNED TO PLEASE A COOK WITH ROUND BOTTOM FOR EFFICIENT BEATING!.
# AMANA WASHER $100!. OWNED BY CLEAN BACHELOR WHO SELDOM WASHED!.
# OUR EXPERIENCED MOM WILL CARE FOR YOUR CHILD!.
FENCED YARD, MEALS, AND SMACKS INCLUDED!.
# NOW IS YOUR CHANCE TO HAVE YOUR EARS PIERCED
AND GET AN EXTRA PAIR TO TAKE HOME, TOO!.
# MAN WANTED TO WORK IN DYNAMITE FACTORY!.
MUST BE WILLING TO TRAVEL!.
# TIRED OF CLEANING YOURSELF!. LET ME DO IT!.
# SEMI-ANNUAL AFTER-CHRISTMAS SALE!.
# 3-YEAR OLD TEACHER NEEDED FOR PRE-SCHOOL!.
EXPERIENCE PREFERRED!.
# VACATION SPECIAL: HAVE YOUR HOME EXTERMINATED!.
# GIRL WANTED TO ASSIST MAGICIAN IN CUTTING-OFF-HEAD ILLUSION!.
BLUE CROSS AND SALARY!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
I love these type of sayings!. gold!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahaha, my ribs are hurt!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Wish I could give you more stars for making me laugh so much!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Definitely worth a star!. keep them comingWww@Enter-QA@Com
OMG!. these are killing me!! =)) LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
Great selection of classy jokes!. Keep them coming!.!.!.a star on it′s way!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
These are funny!. I like them!. Star 4 u!Www@Enter-QA@Com