Joke : Funny epitaphs ..is this worthy of a star ?!

Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:
Here lies the body
of Jonathan Blake
Stepped on the gas
Instead of the brake!.

# In a Silver City, Nevada, cemetery:
Here lays Butch,
We planted him raw!.
He was quick on the trigger,
But slow on the draw!.

# A lawyer's epitaph in England:
Sir John Strange
Here lies an honest lawyer,
And that is Strange!.

# Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont:
I was somebody!.
Who, is no business
Of yours!.

# Lester Moore was a Wells, Fargo Co!. station agent for Naco, Arizona in the cowboy days of the 1880's!. He's buried in the Boot Hill Cemetery in
Tombstone, Arizona:
Here lies Lester Moore
Four slugs from a !.44
No Les No More!.

# In a Georgia cemetery:
"I told you I was sick!"

# John Penny's epitaph in the Wimborne, England, cemetery:
Reader if cash thou art
In want of any
Dig 4 feet deep
And thou wilt find a Penny!.

# On Margaret Daniels grave at Hollywood Cemetery Richmond, Virginia:
She always said her feet were killing her
but nobody believed her!.

# In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England:
On the 22nd of June
- Jonathan Fiddle -
Went out of tune!.

# In a Ribbesford, England, cemetery:
The children of Israel wanted bread
And the Lord sent them manna,
Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife,
And the Devil sent him Anna!.

# In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:
Here lies an Atheist
All dressed up
And no place to go!.
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