The Cat................?!
Question: The Cat!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!?
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of the animal one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park!.
As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway!.
The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away!. he put the beast out and headed home!. Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!
The man kept taking the cat further and further away, but the cat would always beat him returning home!. At last, he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then right, then left, past the bridge, then right again, and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home, and left the cat there!.
Hours later, the man calls home to his wife, "Hon, is the cat there!?"
"yes," the wife answers, "why do you ask!?"
Frustrated, the man answered, "Put him on the phone!. I'm lost and I need directions!."
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As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway!.
The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away!. he put the beast out and headed home!. Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!
The man kept taking the cat further and further away, but the cat would always beat him returning home!. At last, he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then right, then left, past the bridge, then right again, and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home, and left the cat there!.
Hours later, the man calls home to his wife, "Hon, is the cat there!?"
"yes," the wife answers, "why do you ask!?"
Frustrated, the man answered, "Put him on the phone!. I'm lost and I need directions!."
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Answers:
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I thought this was going to be the joke where the guy drives miles away, cuts the cats head off and soon after he gets home the cat returns carrying its head in its mouth!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha! Funny!.!.!. He should have put a hood on the cat's head, so that the cat didn't see where they were goin'!.!.!.smart CAT!Www@Enter-QA@Com
you get the ball of string award!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That was kinda of funny!. ThanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol I like that one pretty funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com